TISM Yob Lyrics

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If its different, punch
If its lager, lunch
If it moves, root
If it quacks, shoot
If its mates, protect
If its wife, neglect
If its wages, bet
If its vicious, pet
If its American, ape
If its a blonde, gape
If its boobs, inflate
If its V8, venerate

Yahoooo!
Yahoooo!

If its sport, booze
If its licence, lose
If its engine, thrash
If its buttcrack, flash
If its the boys, lairin'
If its women, no swearin'
If its the footy trip, anaesthesia
If its back home, amnesia
If its party, newted
If its bedroom, putrid
If its foreplay, forgotten
If its rockin', don't bother knockin'

Yahoooo!
Yahoooo!

If its a party, fight
If its winning, skite
If its politics, right
If its flatulence, light
If its tabloid, believe it
If its broadsheet, don't read it
If its music, rock
If its casino, flock
www.tism.wanker.com Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 (There’s Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
  • 2 Whatareya?
  • 3 Dumb ’n’ Base
  • 4 Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
  • 5 Been Caught Wankin’
  • 6 Denial Works for Me
  • 7 The Parable of Glenn McGrath’s Haircut
  • 8 I Might Be a Cunt, but I’m Not a Fucking Cunt
  • 9 Yob
  • 10 Great Expectorations
  • 11 A Hard‐Earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer, but I Drink to Get Pissed
  • 12 The Men’s Room
    CD 2
  • 1 [untitled]
  • 2 Describe the Worst Head Job I’ve Had? — Fantastic!
  • 3 [untitled]
  • 4 The Last Australian Guitar Hero
  • 5 [untitled]
  • 6 Kate — Fischer of Men
  • 7 My Brilliant Huntington’s Chorea
  • 8 [untitled]
  • 9 The Apology of the Thai Drug Runner
  • 10 [untitled]
  • 11 Julius Seizure (Act III, Scene II, Verses 73–118)
  • 12 Neighbours — Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
  • 13 [untitled]
  • 14 Opposite Day
  • 15 [untitled]
  • 16 Rebel Without a Paunch
  • 17 [untitled]
  • 18 The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happy Is That I’m Not More Depressed
  • 19 [untitled]
  • 20 Professor Derrida Deconstructs
  • 21 Ya Gotta Love That
  • Artists A to Z: