TISM Yob Lyrics

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CD 1
  • 1 (There’s Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
  • 2 Whatareya?
  • 3 Dumb ’n’ Base
  • 4 Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
  • 5 Been Caught Wankin’
  • 6 Denial Works for Me
  • 7 The Parable of Glenn McGrath’s Haircut
  • 8 I Might Be a Cunt, but I’m Not a Fucking Cunt
  • 9 Yob
  • 10 Great Expectorations
  • 11 A Hard‐Earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer, but I Drink to Get Pissed
  • 12 The Men’s Room
    CD 2
  • 1 [untitled]
  • 2 Describe the Worst Head Job I’ve Had? — Fantastic!
  • 3 [untitled]
  • 4 The Last Australian Guitar Hero
  • 5 [untitled]
  • 6 Kate — Fischer of Men
  • 7 My Brilliant Huntington’s Chorea
  • 8 [untitled]
  • 9 The Apology of the Thai Drug Runner
  • 10 [untitled]
  • 11 Julius Seizure (Act III, Scene II, Verses 73–118)
  • 12 Neighbours — Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
  • 13 [untitled]
  • 14 Opposite Day
  • 15 [untitled]
  • 16 Rebel Without a Paunch
  • 17 [untitled]
  • 18 The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happy Is That I’m Not More Depressed
  • 19 [untitled]
  • 20 Professor Derrida Deconstructs
  • 21 Ya Gotta Love That
  • If its different, punch
    If its lager, lunch
    If it moves, root
    If it quacks, shoot
    If its mates, protect
    If its wife, neglect
    If its wages, bet
    If its vicious, pet
    If its American, ape
    If its a blonde, gape
    If its boobs, inflate
    If its V8, venerate

    Yahoooo!
    Yahoooo!

    If its sport, booze
    If its licence, lose
    If its engine, thrash
    If its buttcrack, flash
    If its the boys, lairin'
    If its women, no swearin'
    If its the footy trip, anaesthesia
    If its back home, amnesia
    If its party, newted
    If its bedroom, putrid
    If its foreplay, forgotten
    If its rockin', don't bother knockin'

    Yahoooo!
    Yahoooo!

    If its a party, fight
    If its winning, skite
    If its politics, right
    If its flatulence, light
    If its tabloid, believe it
    If its broadsheet, don't read it
    If its music, rock
    If its casino, flock

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