MC Lars Yes I Am an Alien LyricsBam! I'll explode, just like I were a bomb
Flying over Vietnam high with my Uncle Tom.
Or sitting in a cabin having a sip of tea,
While a parrot sings a song in the minor key of C,
To inspire me, so we will see,
This neurotic harmony that develops sonically.
Ill be writing my plan out with a needle,
Ill make you twist and shout and think I was Beatle.
Like Lennon or Stalin in a car that wont start,
If your Volvo is stallin then you need to learn the art
Of mechanics. don't panic, even though Im galvanic!
Im the only non-Hispanic on the Mexican Titanic.
My loops go round and round, just like a carousel,
Coming out my BR-8, like I was William Tell.
If you haven't heard my name, I hope it rings a bell,
Because Im the only guy
Who knows what happened at Roswell.
Yes Im an alien, I come from outer space.
Yes Im an alien, Im going to rock this place.
Some people say Im not funny, I say okay,
I can't sell records here, Im huge in the UK.
British people tell me to keep rocking on,
You might have heard me down in London
Rocking heads with this song.
I was sad when I found out about Santa Claus,
So I made like Tim Allen and broke some local laws.
I moved way up north and grew a beard,
Now relatives and friends think Im kind of weird.
But did you think I was heretic when I danced in that church
Like an unemployed crustacean chewing on a birch?
Im addicted to shark meat and books by Mark Twain
And eating Novocain shipped from the Ukraine.
My names not Matthew, but thanks for asking!
I live in California, because Im not Alaskan.
But that's okay, what can I say?
My real home is actually light years away.
You want poetry? Go read Robert Frost,
The simile in hip-hop is essentially lost,
Like a tearful pallbearer carrying a body,
Or a giant pink Care Bare acting snotty.
Where can it go? I just don't know,
But check out this funky alphabet flow:
Its like A-B-C-D-E-F-G-
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P, and ICP on LSD
Or ABC or MTV or the new PC
You got for free from
Circuit City in Albuquerque.
I be the VIP MC on this CD,
The names MC Lars Horris, as you can see.
So where do I start, and where do I begin?
Yo, it's tough to be a funky fresh alien.
Radio Pet Fencing Track Listing
Digital Media 1
1 Hey That's Me
2 Yes I Am an Alien
3 Atom You're Awesome
5 Mr. Wormsly's Addiction
6 The Séance at Harpers Ferry
7 My Rhymes Rhyme
8 Rapbeth (Foul Is Fair)
9 Make Way for Ducklings
10 Humphrey the Whale
12 Escape From Robot Island (feat.. M.N.P.)
13 Hey That's Me (Trademark remix)
Digital Media 1