TISM X-Treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse Lyrics

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Base jumping's for pussies
Kick boxing's for thugs
Jet skiers are morons,
Weight lifters need drugs
Abseiling is pointless
Why climb up a wall?
Only right wankers
Play beach volleyball.

The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
is kissing my arse.
Kiss my arse.

Met a snowboarder
Who wasn't a turd?
Nah, neither have I
The idea's absurd
You get on a plank
Slide down some slush
Fall on your arse
Say "Man, what a rush!"

I turned on the telly
I just went, like, "Whoa!"
And used the remote
To flick through the shows!
I think I'll watch footy
I know it's not x-treme
But why take it to the max
When you can take it to the mean?
De Rigueurmortis Track Listing
  • 1 Bullshit
  • 2 If You're Not Famous at 14, You're Finished
  • 3 Five Yards
  • 4 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet
  • 5 Ten Points for a Razor Scooter
  • 6 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet Part 2
  • 7 Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
  • 8 Would the Last Person to Leave Please Turn Out the Enlightenment?
  • 9 Street Lamp
  • 10 Dear Moby
  • 11 Schoolies Week
  • 12 The Horse, Not the Horseshit
  • 13 Most of Us Are Nice!
  • 14 Did You Watch or Make TV
  • 15 Come Back DJ Your Record Is Scratched
  • 16 You're a Long Way From Home, Part 1
  • 17 Boot Party
  • 18 Preening Dumb Tool
  • 19 Intermission
  • 20 Channel Turd
  • 21 Fatboy Slim Dusty
  • 22 You're a Long Way From Home Part 2
  • 23 Sell Out
  • 24 Honk If You Love Fred Durst
  • 25 You're a Long Way From Home Part 3
  • 26 X-Treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse
  • 27 Survey
  • 28 Fourteen Years in Rowille
  • 29 TISM Album Fails
  • 30 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet Part 3
  • 31 BFW
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