XV feat. Emilio Rojas Wonkavator Lyrics

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Digital Media 1
  • 1 Intro
  • 2 Andy Warhol
  • 3 Breaking Bad
  • 4 Be There, Be Square
  • 5 Her Favorite Song
  • 6 The Kick
  • 7 Interlude
  • 8 Go On Without Me
  • 9 Wonkavator
  • 10 Mary Kate & Ashley
  • 11 Interlude
  • 12 Jedi Night
  • 13 Aaahh! Real Monsters
  • 14 Hi, Life
  • 15 Zombieland Rule 32 (feat. Irv da Phenom)
  • 16 Ending Credits
  • 17 One of One
  • Ft. Emilio Rojas

    [Intro]
    [Willy Wonka:] It’s a Wonkavator. An elevator can only go up and down, but the Wonkavator can go sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways…
    [Charlie Bucket:] And frontways?
    [W:] …and squareways, and front ways, and any other ways that you can think of. It can take you to any room in the whole factory just by pressing one of these buttons. Go ahead, Charlie
    [C:] Me?
    [W:] Here it goes! Hold on tight. I’m not exactly sure what’s going to happen
    Faster, faster… faster, faster…

    [Hook x2]
    (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways…)
    We going
    (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways…)
    We going
    (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways…)
    We going
    (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways…)
    In-in my wonkavator, in-in-in my wonkavator

    [Verse 1: XV]
    Damn, why you gotta be so bad?
    Yeah, I know just what she gon’ ask:
    “Vizzy, how many ways can we go?”
    Up, up, down, down, left, right, cheat code
    Never know where I landed
    If it was Neptune, I didn’t plan it
    Man, I guess it’s ambidextrous
    Cause I dealt with what I got handed
    I didn’t care cause I wanted it all
    Never sold base but I wanted to ball
    And I just wanted it (Faster, faster…)
    So I chased it (Faster, faster…)
    I brought a little trap in all of these nerds
    Put a little black in all of these ‘burbs
    Green backpacks on all of these backs
    Cause all of my raps is kind of absurd, word?
    Tell me they isn’t; bars, no prison
    Coming off the lot with a car, no wimping
    Pin-up models is all I’m pinning
    L7 niggas, aren’t we winning?
    Prove that I aren’t, and I’ll move to the part
    Of the city where niggas who lose go
    I don’t lose, though
    Catch a dub like Nick, get an A on the track, I’m fool’s gold
    Got new clothes to be dressed in
    New girls in my section
    Ask where I’m going, I never am knowing
    I’m going in all directions, like…

    [Hook x2]

    [Verse 2: Emilio Rojas]
    Wait-wait-wait, hold the share
    How the coldest spare get a hold of the only golden ticket
    In the middle of a city where they hold and stick you
    And the hoes only pose and they going for pictures
    Flash, flash, with the kodak
    Yeah, clap clap from the po’ gat
    Now, if you don’t duck then it go black
    Everybody ’round hear the sound, they get low fast
    And the scene wilder than Gene Wilder
    Like Johnny Depp, they gon’ ruin it
    And them females, they ain’t even fly
    But they want it all, [adeva ruca?] bitch
    And I’m moving in for the kill
    My ex is loving me still
    I don’t fuck with it, cause there’s other fish
    That don’t swim with blood in they gills
    And I got women that are stronger than it feels
    They pop birth control and they vitamins
    And then Plan B like they vicodins
    And them mileys just cause they like the shit
    Huh, and see the candy man
    For the percocet and that ativan
    They at rock bottom, dropping top dollar
    For the gobstoppers that’ll have to last
    And I have to laugh
    When I’m looking at a motherfucker that I know I used to go to school with
    And they acting like we best friends and I never been cool and I never even knew him
    They mad, they picking out ties
    That’ll never even have to tie my own loops in
    And I’m ’bout to hit the top floor, looking down
    On y’all, that’s what my view is

    [Hook x2]

    [Outro]
    (sounds of TV static)
    [Peter Gibbons:] What would you do if you had a million dollars?
    [Lawrence:] I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man

    (sounds of TV static)
    [Michelle Tanner:] You got it, dude

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