The Lacs Wild Turkey Lyrics

Country Boy's Paradise Track Listing
Digital Media 1
  • 1 Shindig
  • 2 Tall Grass
  • 3 Another Shot
  • 4 Great Moments In Redneck History #1 (Skit)
  • 5 Kickin Up Mud
  • 6 Left Of Me
  • 7 Red Diamond Man
  • 8 Otis (Skit)
  • 9 Me and My Boys
  • 10 Country Boy's Paradise
  • 11 Walk You Do
  • 12 For Once
  • 13 Country Road
  • 14 Wild Turkey
  • 15 First Keg Stand
  • [Intro]
    I got designated driver tonight
    So I thought that I might get drunk
    I told Jimmy that he could decide what I'm drinkin'
    Cause I didn't care what
    Summer party back in the woods
    About seven hundred people there
    I said I'd hit the karaoke machine
    And sang Garth in my underwear

    [Chorus]
    And I can blame it on the Wild Turkey
    For the cussing and the gettin' loud
    I was surprised some ole boys didn't jump me
    Because they say that I was showin' out
    I'd like to thank everyone that didn't call the law
    To come and drag me in
    Last night you saw me drankin' Wild Turkey
    But you'll never see me drink it again

    [Verse 1]
    Well they say that I was tryin' every girl that was hot
    Said I was hangin' up all up on them, if they were married or not
    Well my jaw was kinda hurtin' in the morning light
    Yep, I think it got slapped a couple dozen times
    Eleven twenty and ole Jimmy left an hour ago
    I'm purdy sure that he's the one who's gonna to carry me home
    Well my guts is feeling funny so I found me a spot
    I started calling dinosaurs right between two cars
    Well, played it off nice, I told them I was mentally ill
    But when they smelt my breath they knew what it was
    I had to elude 'em through a cotton field

    [Chorus]
    And I can blame it on the Wild Turkey
    For the cussing and the gettin' loud
    I was surprised some ole boys didn't jump me
    Because they say that I was showin' out
    I'd like to thank everyone that didn't call the law
    To come and drag me in
    Last night you saw me drankin' Wild Turkey
    But you'll never see me drink it again

    [Verse 2]
    Them turkey suds got me drunk
    I hit the ditch and rolled my truck
    I borrowed a car got it stuck
    Over the fenders up in mud
    A seventy six Pontiac I hope my friend don't want it back
    But if he does he'll probably cuss
    And try to fight and all that stuff
    Early morning waking up my breath stanking' feeling rough
    If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
    I had a good dinner but throwed it up
    Gettin' drunk a hour later
    Shot in the chest with a taser
    The cop said I hit my head
    Front page on the county paper

    [Chorus]
    And I can blame it on the Wild Turkey
    For the cussing and the gettin' loud
    I was surprised some ole boys didn't jump me
    Because they say that I was showin' out
    I'd like to thank everyone that didn't call the law
    To come and drag me in
    Last night you saw me drankin' Wild Turkey
    But you'll never see me drink it again

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