TISM Whatareya? Lyrics

www.tism.wanker.com Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 (There’s Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
  • 2 Whatareya?
  • 3 Dumb ’n’ Base
  • 4 Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
  • 5 Been Caught Wankin’
  • 6 Denial Works for Me
  • 7 The Parable of Glenn McGrath’s Haircut
  • 8 I Might Be a Cunt, but I’m Not a Fucking Cunt
  • 9 Yob
  • 10 Great Expectorations
  • 11 A Hard‐Earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer, but I Drink to Get Pissed
  • 12 The Men’s Room
    CD 2
  • 1 [untitled]
  • 2 Describe the Worst Head Job I’ve Had? — Fantastic!
  • 3 [untitled]
  • 4 The Last Australian Guitar Hero
  • 5 [untitled]
  • 6 Kate — Fischer of Men
  • 7 My Brilliant Huntington’s Chorea
  • 8 [untitled]
  • 9 The Apology of the Thai Drug Runner
  • 10 [untitled]
  • 11 Julius Seizure (Act III, Scene II, Verses 73–118)
  • 12 Neighbours — Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
  • 13 [untitled]
  • 14 Opposite Day
  • 15 [untitled]
  • 16 Rebel Without a Paunch
  • 17 [untitled]
  • 18 The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happy Is That I’m Not More Depressed
  • 19 [untitled]
  • 20 Professor Derrida Deconstructs
  • 21 Ya Gotta Love That
  • Whatareya?
    You're a yob or you're a wanker -
    Take your fucking choice;
    So who is your favorite genius:
    James Hird or James Joyce?

    You ever seen a live performance?
    Join the wanker club.
    You thought I meant table top dancing?
    You're a yobbo, bub.

    What are ya? Yob or wanker?

    Wankers once used mobile phones,
    But now that's sorta changing;
    And yobs once lived in cottage homes
    Ain't social change amazing?

    If a yob and wanker want a girl,
    The wanker guy will get her -
    Both or them are equally ugly,
    But the wanker hides it better.

    A wanker fights inequality,
    And for people's rights;
    A wanker fights class prejudice.
    A yobbo just fights.

    Yob or wanker - wanker or yob -
    Pass me the brush to tar ya;
    Make your choice then live your life:
    Come on, pal: what are ya?

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