TISM We Are the Champignons Lyrics
I've been crucified by all the scribes -
Hot Dogma Track Listing
1 The TISM Boat Hire Offer
3 While My Catarrh Gently Weeps
4 They Shoot Heroin, Don't They?
5 Dazed and Confucious
6 Kevin Borich Expressionism, Part 1
7 I'll 'Ave Ya
8 Whinge Rock
9 The TISM Nightsoil Cart and Horse Blues
10 (I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And) Whittle Away My Furniture
11 The TISM Finance Plan Offer
12 Leo's Toltoy
13 The History of Western Civilization
14 Kevin Borich Expressionism, Part 2
15 My Generation
16 I Don't Want TISM I Want a Girlfriend
17 Kevin Borich Expressionism, Part 4
18 Get Thee in My Behind, Satan
19 We Are the Champignons
20 Let's Club It to Death
21 Let's Form a Company
22 Life Kills, Part I
23 Life Kills, Part II
24 Pus of the Dead
25 It's Novel. It's Unique. It's Shithouse
You can't see my back for all the knives;
The commentators have done all they could:
And fair enough - I'm just no good.
I try my best, there's no excuse;
You come to realise that it's just no use.
It's about time everyone understood
The simple fact - I'm just no good.
This latest effort is pretty drab;
Try Harem Scarum, they're always fab.
Turn off the radio, I know I would:
Let's just face it - I'm just no good.
It's about time a rock star spoke,
Admitted that his talent was a joke -
I'll be the first in the neighbourhood
To say without a doubt I'm just no good.
Possibly we could get Sting
Admitting to his pissant thing -
When Dunsinane gets to Birnham Wood,
That's when he'll admit he's no good.
Then Bono could take a stand,
But this time against his band -
Morality is his daily food,
Why don't he preach, "I'm no good?"
Just before we run out of time,
That last verse contained an eye rhyme;
Now I feel that I should
Point out that it wasn't good.
The singer has mucked up this song;
The guitarist has got it wrong;
The bassist, in all likelihood
Is like the drummer - just no good.