“Weird Al” Yankovic Virus Alert Lyrics

Straight Outta Lynwood Track Listing
DualDisc (CD side) 1
  • 1 White & Nerdy
  • 2 Pancreas
  • 3 Canadian Idiot
  • 4 I’ll Sue Ya
  • 5 Polkarama!
  • 6 Virus Alert
  • 7 Confessions, Part III
  • 8 Weasel Stomping Day
  • 9 Close but No Cigar
  • 10 Do I Creep You Out
  • 11 Trapped in the Drive-Thru
  • 12 Don’t Download This Song
    DualDisc (DVD-Video side) 2
  • 1 White & Nerdy
  • 2 Pancreas
  • 3 Canadian Idiot
  • 4 I’ll Sue Ya
  • 5 Polkarama!
  • 6 Virus Alert
  • 7 Confessions, Part III
  • 8 Weasel Stomping Day
  • 9 Close but No Cigar
  • 10 Do I Creep You Out
  • 11 Trapped in the Drive-Thru
  • 12 Don’t Download This Song
  • 13 White & Nerdy (5.1 mix)
  • 14 Pancreas (5.1 mix)
  • 15 Canadian Idiot (5.1 mix)
  • 16 I’ll Sue Ya (5.1 mix)
  • 17 Polkarama! (5.1 mix)
  • 18 Virus Alert (5.1 mix)
  • 19 Confessions, Part III (5.1 mix)
  • 20 Weasel Stomping Day (5.1 mix)
  • 21 Close but No Cigar (5.1 mix)
  • 22 Do I Creep You Out (5.1 mix)
  • 23 Trapped in the Drive-Thru (5.1 mix)
  • 24 Don’t Download This Song (5.1 mix)
  • 25 White & Nerdy
  • 26 Pancreas
  • 27 Canadian Idiot
  • 28 I’ll Sue Ya
  • 29 Polkarama!
  • 30 Virus Alert
  • 31 Confessions, Part III
  • 32 Weasel Stomping Day
  • 33 Close but No Cigar
  • 34 Do I Creep You Out
  • 35 Trapped in the Drive-Thru
  • 36 Don’t Download This Song
  • 38 I’ll Sue Ya
  • 39 Virus Alert
  • 40 Close but No Cigar
  • 41 Pancreas
  • 42 Weasel Stomping Day
  • 43 Behind-the-Scenes Featurette on the Making of Straight Outta Lynwood
  • Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
    Really wanna give you a warning
    'Cause I found out this morning
    About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
    If you should get an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese'
    Better not go taking your chances
    Under no circumstances, should you open it
    Or else it will

    Translate your documents into Swahili
    Make your TV record "Gigli"
    Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
    (Look out!)
    It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
    (Look out!)
    Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
    (Look out!)
    Erase your hard drive and your backups too
    And the hard drive of anyone related to you

    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
    Forward this message on to everybody

    Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
    It'll make your keyboard all sticky
    Give your poodle a hickey
    And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
    Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank long-distance calls
    It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower
    So just trash it now, or else it will

    Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
    Legally change your name to Reggie,
    Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

    (Look out!)
    It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
    (Look out!)
    And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
    (Look out!)
    And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
    (Look out!)
    And make you physically attracted to sheep
    (Look out!)
    Steal your identity and your credit cards
    (Look out!)
    Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
    (Look out!)
    Then cause a major rift in time and space
    And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
    That's right it's a

    (Virus alert!)
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
    Forward this message on to everybody

    (Virus alert!)
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
    Forward this message on to everybody
    Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
    Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

    If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
    So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
    Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
    Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
    Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
    Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!

    (Virus alert!)
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
    Forward this message on to everybody

    (Virus alert!)
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
    Forward this message on to everybody

    (Virus alert!)
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
    Forward this message on to everybody
    Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
    Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
    What are you waiting for'
    Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
    Hit send right now!

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