Guttermouth Upside Down Space Cockroach Lyrics

Shave the Planet Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Shave the Planet
  • 2 Capitalizing From Plump Mistake
  • 3 My Chemical Imbalance
  • 4 Flacidism
  • 5 Primate Camp
  • 6 The 23 Things That Rhyme With Darby Crash
  • 7 “Mark” the Cubby Chaser / Newport Sweater Fat
  • 8 What Then
  • 9 God, Steve McQueen “The Work Song”
  • 10 Upside Down Space Cockroach
  • A simple celebration of self-despair
    The transmission means nothing
    This man is unaware
    All alone in the stadium surviving on welfare

    Denialism
    Working for the minimum
    To the crematorium
    I'm goin' nowhere, goin' nowhere, I'm goin' nowhere
    Take me somewhere, take me anywhere

    Tubular socks sure fit well
    When they're new and they're fresh, but they, too, will go to hell
    I will cross every T, I will dot every I
    For a small sum of cash my doctor will prescribe
    A dose to make me happy, far from emptiness and shame
    And if it ever wears off, I'll make sure you feel my pain
    Every car on the road drives around with a spare
    And if I had an extra liver I could live without a care

    Denialism
    Working for the minimum
    To the crematorium
    I'm goin' nowhere, goin' nowhere, goin' nowhere
    Take me somewhere, take me anywhere

    See you staring at the ceiling, but there's roaches on the walls
    When your soul is unfurnished fill it up with alcohol
    A barren, blank expression with no purpose or intent
    And if God created men, I am full of discontent

    Remember the days when a father loved his son
    I just made a wrong turn, now I'm staring at a gun
    Existence is so meaningful with TV and a job
    When she squeezes out three kids and turns into a blob

    A ship is flying through the air
    Spraying rain everywhere
    (???) are in the air
    I'm goin' nowhere, goin' nowhere, goin' nowhere
    Take me somewhere, take me anywhere


    Lyrics © OBO APRA/AMCOS

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