1-800-Zombie Unicorn Lyrics

Holy Shit Track Listing
Digital Media 1
  • 1 Holy Shit
  • 2 200ths Time the Charm
  • 3 Boner Jamz, Volume 1
  • 4 Unicorn
  • 5 Crip Walken
  • 6 Burger Party!
  • 7 Yo Shit Is Wack
  • 8 Doctor Sif
  • 9 The Long Shot
  • 10 Taco Party!
  • 11 Heart and Seoul
  • Don't call me a horse
    I'm a unicorn
    Mystical, magical, mysterious
    Not plain
    Got wings like Pegasus and a nice white coat
    I grant wishes and prance in the rain

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    That's unicorn

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    Yeah

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    I'm a unicorn
    8000 B.C.
    Noah's ark wasn't built before me
    I'm friends with dragons, Bob Saget
    You think I'm not real?
    Full House! I'm in the background, fool!
    Eatin' grass all day, party all night
    I'll grant your wish
    Right before your eyes
    I'm hiding in your hills
    Eating all your apples
    Drinking water
    Writing facts on your Snapples

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