Bob Schneider & Mitch Watkins Thousand Pound Crown Lyrics

Underneath the Onion Trees Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Dan'l Boone's Room
  • 2 Anglin' Towards the Light
  • 3 Sideshow Tornado
  • 4 Blue
  • 5 The Long Black Road
  • 6 Thousand Pound Crown
  • 7 Losing You
  • 8 Horses and Ponies
  • 9 Heavy
  • 10 The Castle of Elisa
  • 11 Frisco
  • 12 Spacesuit

  • She’s nice and naughty and she gets around
    And the maggots and the moths never slow her down
    And her toothless grin never comes unwound
    And she’s swimming through the ashes
    In her thousand pound crown

    Oh there was Danny back in 82
    He beat her black and he beat her blue
    He’d do the things she knew he’d do
    But he got himself a little poison stew

    She’s hardly crazy and she gets around
    And the ghosts from the grave never bring her down
    And her big yellow heart never makes a sound
    And she’s swimming through the night
    In her thousand pound crown

    There was Bart Govino that drunken prick
    He loved young boys and he made her sick
    He drank just like a lunatic
    And a little bullet seemed to do the trick

    There’s a thousand pink diamonds laying all around
    And the voices in her head are sweet chocolatey brown
    And she’s a broken little bird who can’t get off the ground
    As she swims through the streets
    In her thousand pound crown

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