TISM Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear Lyrics
If I were Britney's boyfriend
De Rigueurmortis Track Listing
2 If You're Not Famous at 14, You're Finished
3 Five Yards
4 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet
5 Ten Points for a Razor Scooter
6 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet Part 2
7 Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
8 Would the Last Person to Leave Please Turn Out the Enlightenment?
9 Street Lamp
10 Dear Moby
11 Schoolies Week
12 The Horse, Not the Horseshit
13 Most of Us Are Nice!
14 Did You Watch or Make TV
15 Come Back DJ Your Record Is Scratched
16 You're a Long Way From Home, Part 1
17 Boot Party
18 Preening Dumb Tool
20 Channel Turd
21 Fatboy Slim Dusty
22 You're a Long Way From Home Part 2
23 Sell Out
24 Honk If You Love Fred Durst
25 You're a Long Way From Home Part 3
26 X-Treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse
28 Fourteen Years in Rowille
29 TISM Album Fails
30 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet Part 3
I'd be playing hard to get
She'd come around beggin' for me, but
I'd say, "No no, not yet.
Cos God has told me personally
That I should remain pure.
Just love me, baby, for myself."
And more of that manure.
Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
Britney would go off her tree
At my refusal
"I'm Britney freakin' Spears,
Rejection's not that usual."
"I love you, darling, for yourself,"
I'd explain to little Miss
"It's your personality I like.
Not your body. Serious."
As far as a coy mistress goes
You'll like it more than she
When, upon her curt refusal
You whole-heartedly agree
Girls justly hate the lecher man
With sweating, hairy paw
But what happens when Boy says no?
They hate that even more
"Just like I told J-Lo," I'd say,
"It's not your fame and wealth,
It's not your perfect bod and face
It's you I want. Yourself.
Jesus wouldn't like us to
If he ever knew it"
"Stuff him," I'm sure she'd say
"Come on, babe, let's do it."