TISM (There’s Gonna Be) Sex Tonite Lyrics

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CD 1
  • 1 (There’s Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
  • 2 Whatareya?
  • 3 Dumb ’n’ Base
  • 4 Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
  • 5 Been Caught Wankin’
  • 6 Denial Works for Me
  • 7 The Parable of Glenn McGrath’s Haircut
  • 8 I Might Be a Cunt, but I’m Not a Fucking Cunt
  • 9 Yob
  • 10 Great Expectorations
  • 11 A Hard‐Earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer, but I Drink to Get Pissed
  • 12 The Men’s Room
    CD 2
  • 1 [untitled]
  • 2 Describe the Worst Head Job I’ve Had? — Fantastic!
  • 3 [untitled]
  • 4 The Last Australian Guitar Hero
  • 5 [untitled]
  • 6 Kate — Fischer of Men
  • 7 My Brilliant Huntington’s Chorea
  • 8 [untitled]
  • 9 The Apology of the Thai Drug Runner
  • 10 [untitled]
  • 11 Julius Seizure (Act III, Scene II, Verses 73–118)
  • 12 Neighbours — Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
  • 13 [untitled]
  • 14 Opposite Day
  • 15 [untitled]
  • 16 Rebel Without a Paunch
  • 17 [untitled]
  • 18 The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happy Is That I’m Not More Depressed
  • 19 [untitled]
  • 20 Professor Derrida Deconstructs
  • 21 Ya Gotta Love That
  • [Verse 1]
    There at the protest about women's rights
    She slagged Helen Garner, he said, "You're right"
    He shook his dreadlocks, condemned Wayne Carey
    She offered him tofu, both were quite hairy

    [Chorus]
    There's gonna be, there's gonna be
    There's gonna be, there's gonna be
    There's gonna be, there's gonna be
    There's gonna be, there's gonna be
    There's gonna be sex tonight
    (Jump in my car, jump in my car, jump in my car
    Jump in my car, jump in my car, jump in my car)

    [Verse 2]
    Interval at the theatre, they both hit it off
    Discussing the meaning of Anton Chekhov
    The director they hated, the actress, they panned her
    What they acted out later weren't exactly Uncle Vania

    [Chorus]
    There's gonna be sex tonight
    There's gonna be sex tonight
    (Jump in my car, jump in my car, jump in my car
    Jump in my car, jump in my car, jump in my car)

    [Bridge]
    On the deck of the boat, she pointed out East
    Said, "A whale is in fact an air-breathing beast"
    He really liked nature, he was out of the slammer
    He had a gram of cocaine and a video camera

    [Verse 3]
    He was knocking on doors as she was watching television
    He said, "Money for the kids? I'm collecting for World Vision"
    Her heart was full of pity for a world that's full of grief
    He donated to a charity she called "hand relief"

    [Chorus]
    There's gonna be sex tonight
    There's gonna be sex tonight
    There's gonna be sex tonight
    There's gonna be sex tonight
    There's gonna be sex tonight
    There's gonna be sex tonight

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