TISM The Parable of Glenn McGrath’s Haircut Lyrics

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CD 1
  • 1 (There’s Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
  • 2 Whatareya?
  • 3 Dumb ’n’ Base
  • 4 Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
  • 5 Been Caught Wankin’
  • 6 Denial Works for Me
  • 7 The Parable of Glenn McGrath’s Haircut
  • 8 I Might Be a Cunt, but I’m Not a Fucking Cunt
  • 9 Yob
  • 10 Great Expectorations
  • 11 A Hard‐Earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer, but I Drink to Get Pissed
  • 12 The Men’s Room
    CD 2
  • 1 [untitled]
  • 2 Describe the Worst Head Job I’ve Had? — Fantastic!
  • 3 [untitled]
  • 4 The Last Australian Guitar Hero
  • 5 [untitled]
  • 6 Kate — Fischer of Men
  • 7 My Brilliant Huntington’s Chorea
  • 8 [untitled]
  • 9 The Apology of the Thai Drug Runner
  • 10 [untitled]
  • 11 Julius Seizure (Act III, Scene II, Verses 73–118)
  • 12 Neighbours — Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
  • 13 [untitled]
  • 14 Opposite Day
  • 15 [untitled]
  • 16 Rebel Without a Paunch
  • 17 [untitled]
  • 18 The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happy Is That I’m Not More Depressed
  • 19 [untitled]
  • 20 Professor Derrida Deconstructs
  • 21 Ya Gotta Love That
  • [Refrain]
    Ooh, ahh, Glenn McGrath
    Ooh, ahh, Glenn McGrath
    Ooh, ahh, Glenn McGrath
    Ooh, ahh, Glenn McGrath

    [Verse 1]
    My mate Roger got a girl pregnant when he was fourteen
    He was so shit scared he told me
    And when he said that her dad was a cop
    I thought he was joking
    I told him he’s got to tell someone
    And so he went and told a teacher
    And the girl eventually got an abortion
    He was fucking shitting himself, let me tell you
    But six months later, he was fucking around like always

    [Refrain]
    Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath
    Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath
    How did we win?.... Eeeeeaaaasy

    [Verse 2]
    "You better watch it," I thought to myself
    But Roger was pretty fucking sure of himself
    He was the guy who first bought a block of hash to a party
    'Cause I was his friend I was there
    When he first showed it to people
    We all went down the backyard and he rolled a joint
    Where did he get it from?
    My parents would have killed me if they knew
    Thought we’d all turn into junkies or something
    If we had too much

    [Refrain]
    (Ooh-ooh) Ooh, ahh, Glenn McGrath
    (Ooh-ooh) Ooh, ahh, Glenn McGrath
    (Ooh-ooh) Ooh, ahh, Glenn McGrath
    (Ooh-ooh) Ooh, ahh, Glenn McGrath

    [Verse 3]
    The last time I saw Roger was last year at the Boxing Day Test
    He’d turned into such a fat, normal yobbo cunt
    "The wife nearly didn’t let me out today," he said
    And he did all that chanting yobs do, like
    "Ooh, ahh, Glenn McGrath"
    It got you in the end, I thought to myself as I looked at Roger
    Life got you in the end, pal
    You were such a cocky successful winner when we were sixteen
    But now you’re just another sad, fat prick
    Sitting in the MCG high-fiving in self-congratulation
    As if it’s you that had the skill and determination to play for Australia
    It’s the cunts with the bad haircuts that you’ve got to watch out for
    There’s never been a popular teenager yet who’s done rats with their life
    It’s the fucking dorks that give it a real go
    Glenn McGrath got 5 for 50 that day

    [Refrain]
    Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath
    Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath
    Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath
    Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath

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