Smash Cast The National Pastime LyricsFellas! (Yeah?)
Fellas! (Is it?)
Hey, team! (Off the benches, it's Marilyn!)
I just got a date (She just got a date!)
With baseball's Joltin' Joe! (That lucky so-and-so!)
So run me â€˜round the bases,
Put me through my paces,
And teach me all the things a slugger's lover
What's that there? (That's the pitcher's mound!)
Have you ever seen a shape that is so perfectly round?
(Batter up!) Play ball!
(You better give it your all!)
â€˜Cause all men like to play at
The national pastime.
Who's that man? (That's the first base coach!)
Have you noticed that he signals every time I approach?
(Kill the ump!) Throw him out!
(Because there isn't a doubt..)
That all men like to play at
The national pastime!
When I was just a little girl,
I liked being dainty and purty.
But now that I'm giving sports a whirl,
I find I kinda like to get dirty!
(Baby, what's that there?) That's the team bullpen,
And I like the odds I'm seeing: no girls, all men!
(Hit the deck, look alive!
Beware the lady's line drive!)
Because my skill and my passion'll
Elevate the national...
Hot Dogs! Crackerjack!
I don't care, I don't care if I ever get back!
(When the season's over, the play won't end...)
â€˜Cause a baseball diamond is a girl's best friend!
Yes, my style and my fashion'll
Elevate the national