TISM The Mordialloc Rd. Duplicator Lyrics
Of a 6-lane German autobahn
Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance Track Listing
1 I'm Interested in Apathy
2 Saturday Night Palsy
3 The Mystery of the Artist Explained
4 If You're Creative, Get Stuffed
5 40 Years - Then Death
6 Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'Don't Walk'
7 The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
8 Choose Bad Smack
9 The Fosters Car Park Boogie
10 Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite a Jovial Fellow
11 I Drive a Truck
12 Defecate on My Face
13 Kill Americans
15 The Penis Is Mightier Than the Sword
16 Slave to the Economist
17 I Shit Me
18 Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
19 Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
20 The Ballad of the Semitic Nazi
21 And the Ass Said to the Angel: Wanna Play Kick to Kick?
22 The Mordialloc Rd. Duplicator
23 Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge
24 Ezra Pound-Axe King
25 Johnny to B. or Not to B. Goode
26 Morrison Hostel
The opening of the first 8 lane fly-over
Was my old father's favourite yarn
I'd knew that I'd be, sooner or later
The famous Mordialloc Road duplicator.
From lower Springvale to the Frankston Freeway
Until you get to that bitumen stain
That runs between two road highways,
Happy people trapped in its invidious single lane.
If you're behind a truck or freighter
Say, "Thank god for the Mordialloc Road duplicator".
So I work for the RCA
I got big bulldozers and earth shifters
I dig all those cut away slopes
With 700 tonne capacity lifters
If you're interested in roadworks, see me later
I'm the Mordialloc Road duplicator
One day all the way to Portsea
It'll be all big divided freeways
There'll be turn offs to Tootgarook
Cranbourne, Frankston and Five Ways
The whole peninsula will be my crater
I'm the Mordialloc Road duplicator.
All you people on Christmas vacation
Here is the reason for jubilation:
There ain't no better road works in the nation
Than the Mordialloc Road duplication.