TISM The Men’s Room Lyrics

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CD 1
  • 1 (There’s Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
  • 2 Whatareya?
  • 3 Dumb ’n’ Base
  • 4 Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
  • 5 Been Caught Wankin’
  • 6 Denial Works for Me
  • 7 The Parable of Glenn McGrath’s Haircut
  • 8 I Might Be a Cunt, but I’m Not a Fucking Cunt
  • 9 Yob
  • 10 Great Expectorations
  • 11 A Hard‐Earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer, but I Drink to Get Pissed
  • 12 The Men’s Room
    CD 2
  • 1 [untitled]
  • 2 Describe the Worst Head Job I’ve Had? — Fantastic!
  • 3 [untitled]
  • 4 The Last Australian Guitar Hero
  • 5 [untitled]
  • 6 Kate — Fischer of Men
  • 7 My Brilliant Huntington’s Chorea
  • 8 [untitled]
  • 9 The Apology of the Thai Drug Runner
  • 10 [untitled]
  • 11 Julius Seizure (Act III, Scene II, Verses 73–118)
  • 12 Neighbours — Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
  • 13 [untitled]
  • 14 Opposite Day
  • 15 [untitled]
  • 16 Rebel Without a Paunch
  • 17 [untitled]
  • 18 The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happy Is That I’m Not More Depressed
  • 19 [untitled]
  • 20 Professor Derrida Deconstructs
  • 21 Ya Gotta Love That
  • [Verse 1]
    Fucking kids are whingeing, they can’t get a job
    The photocopy repair man is a smarmy smart-arse knob
    I’ve been running this office for so long I can’t recall
    I’ve gone and pissed thirty years up against a wall

    [Chorus]
    I’ve gone and pissed thirty years up against a wall
    I’ve gone and pissed thirty years up against a wall

    [Verse 2]
    "Good morning Mr. Jenkins," the office girls all say
    "Gentlemen," I tell the board the agenda for today
    I play the part so desperately 'cause the truth so appalls
    I’ve gone and pissed thirty years up against a wall

    [Bridge]
    The fingers that knot my tie are fat with some success
    They tremble, still so slightly, so far only I notice
    In the far off wilderness, a lone hyena calls
    I’ve gone and pissed thirty years up against a wall

    [Verse 3]
    Off I go to the men’s room for the seventh time today
    My bladder no longer hears me, no matter what I say
    I count the tiles in front of me and wait for the trickle to fall
    I’ve gone and pissed thirty years up against a fucking wall

    [Chorus]
    I’ve gone and pissed thirty years up against a wall
    I’ve gone and pissed thirty years up against a wall
    I’ve gone and pissed thirty years up against a wall
    I’ve gone and pissed thirty years up against a wall
    I’ve gone and pissed thirty years up against a wall
    I’ve gone and pissed thirty years up against a wall
    I’ve gone and pissed thirty years up against a wall
    I’ve gone and pissed thirty years up against a wall

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