D.J. Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince The Girlie Had a Mustache Lyrics

And in This Corner… Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Then She Bit Me
  • 2 I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson
  • 3 Jazzy’s Groove
  • 4 Everything That Glitters (Ain’t Always Gold)
  • 5 You Got It (Donut)
  • 6 The Girlie Had a Mustache
  • 7 The Reverend
  • 8 Who Stole My Car?
  • 9 The Men of Your Dreams
  • 10 Numero uno
  • 11 Too Damn Hype
  • 12 Jeff Waz on the Beat Box
  • (Get down)

    [The Fresh Prince:]
    I was.. cruisin down the avenue, early one Friday
    When I saw what I thought was a lady walkin my way
    I turned my back to ?????????????
    And I said, "Hm-hm, excuse me," and she walked past
    She was about 5'6", or maybe six and a half
    With a body like a goddess, man, this girl was bad!
    Tight leather pants that fit like a drum
    And two big - yeah well, she had some
    Anyway from behind she was fine
    But when she turned around, her mustache was bigger than mine
    At first I laughed, cause yo, to me that was funny
    But the laughter ceased when she said: "Hey honey!"
    At first I was confused, I was somewhat spell-bound
    My mouth wide open and my chin on the ground
    And then it hit me, like a bolt from the sky
    I thought: hold up - wait - this girl is a guy?!
    I tried to get away, I said, "Well, never mind
    Maybe I'll see you some other time"
    But then he grabbed me by my arm and told me I couldn't leave
    And said, "Hey boy, you look mighty cute in them jeans!"
    This had to be the most embarrassing thing in the world
    My whole neighborhood was watchin me get beat up by a girl
    And when my homeboys came, they didn't let me explain
    They said, "Prince, you're a sucker, you should be ashamed"
    My pride was busted right along with my eye
    Cause my homeboys didn't realize that this girl was a guy
    And in retrospect I had to laugh
    I can't believe I didn't notice that this girlie had a mustache

    [The Fresh Prince:]
    I remember last year, the day was October 5th
    And my family went away on a weekend ski trip
    And they left $100 and a note by the phone
    That said: 'Don't have any company till we get home'
    No company? I'm 18! They must be jokin!
    And by 10 my crib was smokin
    All of my friends with their hands in the air
    The party was jammin till at least about 5
    And as my friends were leaving, they were like "Homes, it was live!"
    I thought the party was over, but really was just beginnin
    I turned around I thought I was dreamin, I saw four women
    Dressed in red leather, tight to their booties
    I gestured with my index finger: come here, cuties
    I tried to be chill, I didn't wanna scare em
    I said, "Hi, my name's the Prince," they said, "Hi Prince, we're your harem"
    I didn't waste time, I started shootin the gift
    I said, "Y'all the type of girls I'd like to spend some time with"
    I walked upstairs, my adrenaline was pumpin
    Till one hit me in the head with a lamp or somethin
    The next thing I remember is wakin up nearly dead
    With another Fred Flintstone lump on my head
    Of course I was mad, this type of thing can burn at you
    They tied me up and they were stealin my furniture
    I said, "Yo sweetheart, what's wrong with you?
    What kind of stuff is this for a nice girl like you to do?"
    She turned around and smiled and laughed
    And that's the way that I noticed that the girlie had a mustache
    Not four girls, four guys!
    They were in disguise, it was a set up all the time
    I made a complete fool of myself that day
    My parents were pullin up just as the u-haul truck was pullin away
    They walked in, looked like they seen a ghost
    There I was, gagged and bound and tied to the bed post
    My pop walked in and asked a brilliant question
    "Son, where's the furniture and why is your room so messy?"
    Obviously Sherlock Holmes had been arrived
    I said, "What do you think, dad, maybe we were robbed?!"
    "I'm tied up, nothing's in one piece
    Let's discuss the facts later, mom, please call the police"
    I wanted to have a party, I thought I was clever
    My pop told me I was on punishment forever!
    And in retrospect I had to laugh
    I can't believe I didn't notice that the girlie had a mustache

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