Too $hort The Bitch Sucks Dick Lyrics

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Cassette 1
  • 1 Invasion of Flat Booty Bitches
  • 2 She's a Bitch
  • 3 Oakland, California
  • 4 The Bitch Sucks Dick
  • 5 Short Side (Blowjob Betty)
  • Oh yes, I'm that master rap
    I'm the cold cap (echo)
    I'm what you know, ask
    Rapping
    Beyotch, Beyotch

    2 times baby, one time more
    Give it one more for Sir Too Short
    When I rap, I'm like this, I'm like that
    They can't resist, the MC MC MC thing
    That Too Too Too Too Too Short thing
    Beyotch, I don't stop
    Never ever ever will smoke that rock
    Beyotch, I don't quit
    I'm Too Short baby, got the shit
    To rap on the mike, turn you out
    Too Short baby without a doubt

    I gotta change the beat
    I got a song for every cold player

    Oh yeah, this here song is dedicated to any nigger who ever in
    life got his dick sucked. So if you don't know what it's like
    to get your dick sucked, well then just dream.

    H-E-A-D
    I need a doctor just for me
    To suck my dick, like a vet
    To suck my dick until I sweat
    I need a bitch, thick as hell
    She's gotta suck dick so I can tell
    All my homies, what she did
    She sucked and sucked and she's a bitch
    The homeboys laugh, everytime
    And then I put her in my rhyme
    Talk about a bitch who sucked dick
    Man oh man that bitch can lick
    She'll have a nigger jumping up
    Making a nigger just wanna fuck
    Have you heard about baby, man she's tough
    You know I have and now she sucks

    The bitch sucked dick, so much dick
    I loved that blowjob

    I'm Sir Too $hort, I don't stop
    I love a bitch for a blow job
    I just laugh, over and over
    When a bitch drinks sperm like it's a soda
    A nigger be aiming, whops I missed
    Get back bitch, we'll never kiss
    When it comes to me, game is tough
    Have you heard about baby, man she sucks

    The bitch sucked dick, so much dick
    I loved to get my dick sucked by her

    Bitches in Oakland want to be under
    When they suck dick like girl wonder
    Niggers in Oakland are sick as hell
    As soon as they nut they gots to tell
    All the homies, what she did
    She sucked and sucked and she's a bitch
    The homeboys laugh everytime
    And then I put her in a rhyme
    Cause when a bitch sucks me down
    I kick on back and think about now
    When I sing about rap, all about her
    The way she will and put in work
    I'm Sir Too Short, in the chair
    Bust big nuts like a big 'ol player
    And sometimes baby we could fuck
    But everytime you know she sucks

    The bitch sucked dick, so much dick
    I loved to get my dick sucked by that bitch

    Me and homeboy roll to the Hyatt
    Shit went crazy when they had a riot
    I got in the Cutlass, went a few blocks
    Saw a bitch and had to stop
    Asked her if she needed a ride
    The bitch just kept on walking by
    So I said baby, could we just talk
    I make you see, no need to walk
    She never should have stopped, now that time
    Cuz now baby, your in my rhyme
    I remember you leaving, said I'll see you soon
    I remember us going in my room
    But I've never seen you, you freaky bitch
    I now I tell the world just how you live
    Too bad baby, we couldn't fuck
    Everytime I see ya I'm a say you suck

    The bitch sucked dick
    Man that bitch is going to give a vicious blow job

    When I drop my drawls, I'll be ready
    Blow more head than Blow Job Betty
    Suck my dick, and suck it cool
    And suck my homie when he come through
    Just suck dick, till you see no other
    I think my homie, is bringing his brother
    All my homies are coming up
    Kick back and cap and say she sucks

    The bitch sucked dick
    That bitch sucked dick (echo)
    I love a bitch like that, suck a whole lotta dick
    Knows, get a nigger all juiced up when they bust into the bitches mouth
    I'm a tell ya

    If I wanted, I could black her
    But I'm not fucking no head doctor
    Bitches don't know that Too SHort tip
    You might get fucked if you don't suck dick
    But I'm so freash, I'm so down
    I tell that bitch the other way around
    Suck my dick and you'll get some
    I'll fuck you baby till your cock is numb
    I'll bust my nut in her mouth
    Smooth get dressed and roll out
    I'm Sir Too Short, fresh fresh again
    Kicking it tough just like a pimp
    I could rap non stop in stereo
    I talk about a bitch, I watch her blow
    Cause she just can't wait to fuck
    So for that one reason you know she sucks

    The bitch sucked dick, so much dick
    I just love that bitch for that good blowjob

    I'm Too S-H-O-R-T
    Rap so strong to the disco beat
    Talk about bitches who ever licked
    Bitch don't lie, you sucked my dick
    More then once, more than twice
    It was hella times and it all was nice
    You see me nut, when i look down
    And you looked up and see me frown
    Cause your one bitch I'll never fuck
    Do you know why, because you suck

    She's a vicious head doctor with a P.H.D.

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