Bloodhound Gang The Ballad of Chasey Lain Lyrics

Dear Chasey Lain

I wrote to explain

I'm your biggest fan

I just wanted to ask

Could I eat your ***?

Write back as soon as you can



You've had a lotta ****

Had a lotta ****

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta **** Chasey

But you ain't had mine



Dear Chasey Lain

I wrote to complain

Ya never wrote me back

How could I ever eat

Your *** when ya treat

Your biggest fan like that?



You've had a lotta ****

Had a lotta ****

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta **** Chasey

But you ain't had mine



Dear Chasey Lain

I wrote to constrain

This letter is my last

As your biggest fan

I must demand

You let me eat your ***



You've had a lotta ****

Had a lotta ****

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta **** Chasey

But you ain't had mine



P.S.

Mom and Dad this is Chasey

Chasey this is my mom and dad

Now show â??em them *******

Now show â??em them *******

P.S.

Mom and Dad this is Chasey

Chasey this is my mom and dad

Now show â??em them *******

Now show â??em them *******



Would ya **** me for blow?

Written by: James M. Franks
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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