CKY The 12 Days of Christmas Lyrics

Volume 2 Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Santa's Coming
  • 2 Foolin
  • 3 Bon Jovi
  • 4 Football Trivia: Who Was It?
  • 5 Shippensburg
  • 6 Intermission
  • 7 Football Trivia: A True Legend
  • 8 Rio Bravo Remix
  • 9 Genesis 12a
  • 10 Fat Fuck
  • 11 Testing
  • 12 Chad's in Hi-Fi
  • 13 Kerry Getz
  • 14 Eye of the Tiger
  • 15 Step to CKY
  • 16 Drunken Freestyle
  • 17 Chinese Freestyle
  • 18 Jamie's Message
  • 19 Arto/Rowley Part
  • 20 Lynard Skynyrd
  • 21 Shitty Christmas
  • 22 Barbara Jeans Ass (A Christmas Song)
  • 23 The 12 Days of Christmas
  • 24 Whiter Trash
  • 25 Dropped
  • 26 Knee Deep (demo)
  • 27 This Is Me Shitting
  • 28 Foreign Objects #10
  • 29 Disengage (demo)
  • 30 To All of You (Static mix)
  • 31 Human Drive (Soft Funk remix) / Ass Viking Conversation / Disengage
    CD 2
  • 1 Ballsack
  • 2 Dogfence
  • 3 Ass Voice
  • 4 Shut Up For A Second
  • 5 Hans
  • 6 Flooded Basement
  • 7 Rent-A-Tent
  • 8 Order
  • 9 Nooo!
  • 10 Photo
  • 11 Sloppy
  • 12 Steve's Dog
  • 13 QVC
  • 14 Shitbar
  • 15 Bonnie
  • 16 Star 69
  • 17 Open The Gate!
  • 18 Cocksucker...
  • 19 Centerstarship
  • 20 G.I. Joe
  • 21 Fingers
  • 22 Fe-Fi-Fo
  • 23 Cap'n Crunch
  • 24 Dunkin Donuts I
  • 25 Dunkin Donuts II
  • 26 Dunkin Donuts III
  • 27 Kung-Fu
  • 28 Echo
  • 29 Slip It In You
  • 30 Rambo
  • 31 Eagles Tickets
  • 32 Vacuum
  • 33 Celebrity
  • 34 Tung
  • On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    A GOD d___ SON OF A b____!!!
    On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    TWO b_____ NUTS,
    AND A GOD d___ SON OF A b____!!!
    On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    THREE SEVERED HEADS,
    TWO b_____ NUTS,
    AND A GOD d___ SON OF A b____!!!
    On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
    THREE SEVERED HEADS,
    TWO b_____ NUTS,
    AND A GOD d___ SON OF A b____!!!
    On the fith day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
    FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
    THREE SEVERED HEADS,
    TWO b_____ NUTS,
    AND A GOD d___ SON OF A b____!!!
    On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    SIX UCLAMINGS,
    FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
    FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
    THREE SEVERED HEADS,
    TWO b_____ NUTS,
    AND A GOD d___ SON OF A b____!!!
    On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,
    SIX UCLAMINGS,
    FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
    FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
    THREE SEVERED HEADS,
    TWO b_____ NUTS,
    AND A GOD d___ SON OF A b____!!!
    On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,
    SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,
    SIX UCLAMINGS,
    FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
    FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
    THREE SEVERED HEADS,
    TWO b_____ NUTS,
    AND A GOD d___ SON OF A b____!!!
    On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    NINE, AND
    Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,
    SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,
    SIX UCLAMINGS,
    FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
    FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
    THREE SEVERED HEADS,
    TWO b_____ NUTS,
    AND A GOD d___ SON OF A b____!!!
    On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    TEN DEBBIE GIZZARDS,
    NINE, AND
    Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,
    SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,
    SIX UCLAMINGS,
    FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
    FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
    THREE SEVERED HEADS,
    TWO b_____ NUTS,
    AND A GOD d___ SON OF A b____!!!
    On the eleventeenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    ELEVENTEEN S.T.L.D.'S,
    TEN DEBBIE GIZZARDS,
    NINE, AND
    Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,
    SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,
    SIX UCLAMINGS,
    FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
    FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
    THREE SEVERED HEADS,
    TWO b_____ NUTS,
    AND A GOD d___ SON OF A b____!!!
    On the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    TWELVE TUNA-t___,
    ELEVENTEEN S.T.L.D.'S,
    TEN DEBBIE GIZZARDS,
    NINE, AND
    Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,
    SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,
    SIX UCLAMINGS,
    FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,
    FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,
    THREE SEVERED HEADS,
    TWO b_____ NUTS,
    AND A GOD d___ SON OF A BIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!

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