Too Phat feat. Ruffedge & V.E. Tell Shorty Lyrics

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CD 1
  • 1 Story That Must Be Told (intro)
  • 2 Alhamdulillah
  • 3 Just a Lil' Bit (original censored)
  • 4 Tell Shorty
  • 5 Nasty Girl
  • 6 Walk With Me
  • 7 Ala Canggung (Do You Wanna Have a Party?)
  • 8 Worda Wordee Wordoo
  • 9 Global Mic Infinite (skit)
  • 10 6 MC's
  • 11 I Wanna Break (Shoutout interlude)
  • 12 I Wanna Break
  • 13 Where My Love At?
  • 14 Ali Baba & The Mic Thieves
  • 15 If I Die Tonight
  • 16 Just a Lil' Bit (the remix censored)
  • 17 Me & You (outro)
  • Chorus
    Tell shorty I love her
    Tell shorty I need her
    Tell shorty not to cry
    My love for her
    Will never die

    Verse 1 [Malique]
    Remember Jenny?
    The witch who
    Really drove me delirious
    And ever since
    I never took a gurlie serious
    Well I was heartbroke
    And straight up revengeful
    Looked up in the mirror
    Saw some playa' potential
    I started workin' out
    Just like a mad man
    Learned some rap slang
    Even started off a rap band
    I called it Too Phat
    Now anybody heard of 'em?
    I don't know why
    But some gurlies
    Are crazy over 'em
    The story goes
    I met all kinds of creatures
    Some dime pieces
    Some fly chicks wit' fine features
    Some were ugleeeh
    Some were so so
    But the "hey, he's just a friend" type
    Is a no no
    'Cause through experience
    It's not worth it
    It's uncool
    And any guy
    Who fights over a gurlie
    Is a dumb fool
    You feelin' me?
    This little Bill Bellamy
    Now all the shorties
    Wanna chill with me
    I was like
    Damn, I never felt great till lately
    Makin' all the gurlies
    Who date me
    Hate me
    And usually I'll be gettin'
    Those who I planna'
    Except for two model chicks
    Noarlene and Hannah
    But then aaa
    I had Nana, Nini, Susan
    Make 'em fall in love
    And at the end
    I confuse 'em
    I get bored
    And dump 'em
    No reason gave
    Just get a friend to go tell 'em
    This what I said
    Now lie it...

    Tell shorty I love her
    Tell shorty I need her
    Tell shorty not to cry
    My love for her
    Will never die

    Verse 2 [Joe Flizzow]
    Yo, I ain't never been the type
    To break a woman's heart
    But sometimes
    I sing 'em this song
    When it's time to part
    When it's time to go
    No you can't be with Big Joe
    I tell 'em trust me girl
    In due time you'll know
    Rather break if off early
    Before they in too deep
    Before I lose interest
    Before I start to cheat
    See I don't like that
    I play my game
    With some respect cat
    Leave 'em still loving me
    So later still can tap that
    Some szex with the ezex
    No strings attzached
    Y'all playaz feeling me?
    See I like dzat
    These o's think
    I'm a celebrity?
    And I'm gonna
    Write them a song
    On my next CD
    Well you right 'cause
    This song is about you be
    Or how it's about to be
    I love you girl
    But it ain't meant to be
    I know that don't make sense
    I took your innocence
    Babe I promise that
    We'll still be friends... What
    Might be a lame
    And cowardly reason
    To get away
    But I got that ish
    A lot way back in the day
    Ain't gon' lie say
    I ain't never got played
    Ask my homie K-Laid
    I've been down
    And been betrayed
    We called 'em the ish
    That's every man's unicorn
    The one that got away
    Left you with your heart torn
    But know I'm on my feet
    Life is sweet lets get in on
    And when it's time to exit
    That's it
    Peep this song
    I'm sorry shorty...

    Chorus (2x)
    Tell shorty I love her
    Tell shorty I need her
    Tell shorty not to cry
    My love for her
    Will never die

    Please don't tell my shorty why
    Please don't tell her it's a lie
    Tell her that she's still a dime
    Yeah that's why she can't be mine
    Baby bye bye hugs and kisses
    Fly lies, love and misses
    You can't be my Mrs.
    So goodbye!

    Verse 3 [Malique]
    Yo, whuttup cheeky
    I'm Liquey
    A tad picky
    Specialize in heartbreaks
    And 2 inch hicky
    That's how I picked up
    This curly chic Asha
    Last year
    Walked passed her
    At Mc D's at the cashier
    Nearly crashed her
    Didn't know she had a man
    Till this dude called me up
    I said, "I'm just a friend!"
    Then I met this really cute thang
    Sarah, a VJ
    The problem is she in Jakarta
    Me in PJ
    Came Catherine, a model
    A stunning looker
    When she caught me
    With her bestfriend Luna
    It shook her
    Luca, Stephanie, Daphne, Janice
    Rachel, Kimmy was the president's niece
    To all the hearts that I broke on tour
    At least 5 in Indo
    And 4 in Singapore
    But back home
    You know I got scores for sure
    Just tell me
    What type you lookin' for
    I had a chick in showbiz
    She liked to slow kiss
    But I dumped her
    She had halitosis
    Hana, a half Japanese chick
    Friends with Shukri
    Bed wrecker
    Made me go "Yukkuri, yukkuri!"
    Cookery expert
    MILF named Yuzi
    Chilled wit' her two kids
    In their jac'causei
    The Jaguar chick
    I met at the red lights
    Gimme ten seconds flat
    Imma get my mack right
    Now the list it goes on
    Till the break of dawn
    Yeah I'm strictly white lyin'
    When I'm singin' this song
    Young playaz sing along
    To shoo pigeons
    Who either plain wack
    Or love you
    For wrong reasons
    Like the chicks
    Who only want me
    Cause I'm popular
    Not because that I'm simply
    A fly fella'
    So to all the hearts I broke
    I mean many
    Don't blame it on me honey
    Blame Jenny...

    Tell shorty I love her
    Tell shorty I need her
    Tell shorty not to cry
    My love for her
    Will never die

    Verse 4 [Joe Flizzow]
    I'm lookin' for a ride or die chick
    Down *** chick
    That drive her own whips
    Had Monique
    Fly trick
    Used to buy me force kicks
    Loved to watch pawn flicks
    But couldn't really suck it
    Had to kick her out quick
    Met a half Latin chick in Ipoh
    Her mom was from Rio
    Company CEO
    But damn she had BO
    Adios senorita
    Then I met Anita
    But messed around with Rita (Ain't that her sista?)
    I'm the type of kid
    That could give Stella
    Her groove back
    Never drop corny lines like
    "Baby, you're Too Phat"
    Don't do that
    I drop conversations worthwhile
    That stimulate minds
    And tend to generate smiles
    Operate with style
    How I do is hard to say
    Call me Big J
    Hugh Heffner protegee
    See I ain't met a girl
    That could get down with me
    And blow my mind
    That's why I still
    Play around you see?
    Ya'll think
    I got a thing for flings?
    Well you wrong
    See until I meet
    The girl of my dreams
    I'll keep my game strong
    Keep my game fly
    Keep telling white lies
    Never deal with a trick
    To say my bye bye's
    Somebody please tell shorty
    That it's over
    Somebody go tell shorty
    That I love her
    This is for the better
    Believe my story
    It ain't you
    It's me shorty
    Believe I'm sorry
    C'mon now...

    Tell shorty I love her
    Tell shorty I need her
    Tell shorty not to cry
    My love for her
    Will never die

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