Eskimo Joe Sweater Lyrics

Sweater Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 14 Hz
  • 2 Sweater
  • 3 Rubber
  • 4 Monkeys
  • 5 Why Are All the Cars Outside Real?
  • 6 [untitled]
  • I could never wear that sweater
    I could never wear that sweater

    My grandpa gave me hand-me-down
    When I put it on I look like a clown
    All the kids would beat me up at school
    Made me itch cause it was made of wool
    Leather bound buttons in a monkey shit brown
    Everywhere i go people putting me down
    When i go and do the little bottom buttons up
    Makes me looke like I got a big beer gut

    I could never wear that sweater
    I could never wear that sweater

    Coming home late on an afternoon
    My lip was all bloody and my forehead all bruised
    Singing all the blues like hoody led better
    All because of that shitty brown sweater
    Shitty little sweater causing too much pain
    Hung it in the closet never wear it again
    No disrespect to my grandpa
    But this sweater incident has gone too far

    I could never wear that sweater
    I could never wear that sweater

    Late last June I was buying some slacks
    From favourite Op shop named Aunty Jacks
    Took them back to my abode
    Had a good look through my big wardrobe
    Then I spyed that certain sweater
    But somehow it looks so much better
    When I put it on no turning back
    Even look good with my new brown slacks

    I could never wear that sweater
    I could never wear that sweater
    I could never wear that sweater
    I could never wear that sweater

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