Bo Burnham Sunday School Lyrics
Alright kids uh welcome to your first Sunday school class alright let’s get right into it okay?
Did you know that Jesus died on the cross, just to keep you from masturbating?
And did you know that prior to 1960, he frowned on interracial dating?
Well my name is Bobby Johnson
And I teach about god’s loving wrath
And though I try to live by the Bible, and what it says
I think I might’ve stumbled from the path
Because I’m gay for Jesus, creator of all good
A charitable carpenter, that’s why he’s given me wood
I’m gay for Jesus, let the people rejoice
But it’s not about lust, I don’t want to nail him, that was a poor word choice
Did you know Satan wears a cape made out of a rainbow flag?
And did you know that Jesus hates abortions, unless the kid was a f- Jew?
Well I try to live by the Bible
But it tells me that my thoughts aren't right
But those particular pages might be stuck together
From the little bit of sinning I did last night
Because they told me to love Jesus, I chose an alternative route
Well I was so sad when he was in that cave but I was thrilled when he came out
Well I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace
I said pour you love all over me, but please aim away from my face