Eminem Steve Berman (skit) Lyrics
The Eminem Show Track Listing
1 Curtains Up (skit)
2 White America
4 Cleanin Out My Closet
5 Square Dance
6 The Kiss (skit)
8 Say Goodbye Hollywood
10 Without Me
11 Paul Rosenberg (skit)
12 Sing for the Moment
14 Hailie’s Song
15 Steve Berman (skit)
16 When the Music Stops
17 Say What You Say
18 ’Till I Collapse
19 My Dad’s Gone Crazy
20 Curtains Close (skit)
Steve: Hey, Em, what's up?
Eminem: Steve Berman. What's goin' on, man, how you doin? Good to see you again. What's up?
Steve: Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
Eminem: Umm, yeah, what's...
Steve: Vannessa, shut the door.
Eminem: So what's up? How's orders looking for the first week?
Steve: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.
Steve: This album is less than nothing. I can't sell this ****ing record.
Steve: Do you know what's happening to me out there?
Eminem: Wh-wha-what's the problem?
Steve: Violent Ground told me to go **** myself!
Eminem: Who's Violent?
Steve: Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ***! Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ***?
Eminem: But, I-
Steve: I'm gonna lose my ****in' job over this. You know why Dre's record was so successful? He's rappin' about big-screen tv's, blunts, 40's and *****es. You're rappin' about homosexuals and Vicadin.
Eminem: I mean
Steve: I can't sell this ****!
Steve: Either change the record or it's not coming out!
Eminem: What, I
Steve: Now get the **** out of my office!
Eminem: What am I supposed
Eminem: Alright man, whatever.
Written by: D. Geistlinger, Marshall Mathers, Paul Rosenberg
Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC