Guttermouth Shave the Planet Lyrics

Shave the Planet Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Shave the Planet
  • 2 Capitalizing From Plump Mistake
  • 3 My Chemical Imbalance
  • 4 Flacidism
  • 5 Primate Camp
  • 6 The 23 Things That Rhyme With Darby Crash
  • 7 “Mark” the Cubby Chaser / Newport Sweater Fat
  • 8 What Then
  • 9 God, Steve McQueen “The Work Song”
  • 10 Upside Down Space Cockroach
  • We don't give a shit about each other
    We don't give a shit about the earth
    And all I want to do is rip you off
    And fuck you in the ass while you're not lookin'

    Because we're Americans
    The Catholics mouth more than just each other
    It's written that He must toss you off
    Your parents were light on their last tithing
    Father fucked me in the ass while I'm not lookin'

    If God created man, He did it just right
    Hitler, slavery, urban blight
    Starvation, religion, and selling our nation
    Out right

    Because we're Americans
    Hide behind the mask of mediocrity
    My wife, my kids are swell
    A fifty-fifty chance that he's a homo
    And he'll take it in the ass while you're not lookin

    If God created man, He did it just right
    Hitler, slavery, urban blight
    Starvation, religion, and selling our nation
    Out right

    Americans
    Take a fist in the ass
    Americans
    Try hard and fast
    Americans
    Just eliminate the middle fucking class


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