The Unicorns Ready to Die LyricsI woke up hungry with hungry cougars surrounding me
I hit the soft spot on the soft spot on my head
It made me tired so i sung from my bed
I'm ready to die [X4]
A sword, a switchblade, any way you cut it
I'm not afraid, i know i'm going to get it
Oh maker! (of such fine products
As palm trees, and the dead sea)
Don't pardon me, there's nothing rude
Things conclude, things conclude!
As i slurred that chorus,
The ghost of Biggie Smalls sounds like a drill
The death sweat suits me
A death threat provides a thrill
I've seen the world, kissed all the pretty girls
I've said my goodbyes and now i'm ready to die.