Billy Bragg Qualifications Lyrics

Bloke on Bloke Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 The Boy Done Good
  • 2 Qualifications
  • 3 Sugardaddy (Smokey Gets in Your Ears mix)
  • 4 Never Had No One Ever
  • 5 Sugardubby
  • 6 Rule nor Reason
  • 7 Thatcherites
  • With my qualifications
    With my qualifications
    I could get me a job walking a dog
    Chopping a log, cleaning a bog

    With my qualifications
    With my qualifications
    I could see myself stacking a shelf
    As a sales assistant at Do-It -Yourself

    With my qualifications
    With my qualifications
    My brother worked night and day
    At the Eurostar Terminal

    And the government gave it away
    So what's the point in university?
    For three years I read philosophy
    Now I read barcodes all day long

    Beep-beep-beep sings that check-out song
    With my qualifications
    Talking bout my qualifications
    Would you like to see my Ph.D.?

    My BSE? My GCSE?
    I gotta first in physics so I ought to know
    If your fries are for here or to go

    Written by: Billy Bragg
    Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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