Mystikal Pussy Crook Lyrics

[Officer]
Callin all cars, callin all cars
Be on the look out for a ***** vandalism. Over
A ***** bandit
Suspect is known in many states for dickin yo woman. Over
He is dangerous, be on the look out

[Mystikal]
I knock the mutha****in ***** off the hook
Huh, I take the face off the rapper ****in with the punch master
The tight line sharp shooter, the handsome assassin
Cuss word expert
You don't know nothing bout this
Come on mamma and get cha something braid it up pimpin
I make a shy cryin ***** start swimming
Take it off Put cha legs up, see if I can touch the kitty
**** it **** it suck it 200 dollars, ***** that ain't nothing (hurry up and buy)
Show me what cha working wit
But if ya ***** smellin shrimpy Ho, get yo ****in shirt and ****
Somebody better stop her, she runnin round this ***** ha ***** smellin like Red Lobster
That's the type of ***** ya don't touch
Some hoes you can look at but the rest don't ****!

[Hook]
**** don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
They call me the ***** crook (give it up)

**** don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
They call me the ***** crook (break ya self)

[Verse 2]
Somebody tell me the woman complaining talking bout I'm too sexual
But leave me alone with her, betcha I could sex the hoe
**** you like I ate my vegetables
Knock it down for an hour and a half and still got **** left the door
The MAN RIGHT CHEA!!!!
**** you on the floor and still shake the chandelier
I got it caught again somewhere
Stop that ****in runnin and bring that *** over here
***** touch yo toes
Touch that wall
work that pole
What you doin after 2 AM? In the Horetel
Gotta give ya whatcha came for
Waste hittin wash it off then face hittin manojetwas I stay getting
If you can't work it then don't flirt
If you got them little bitty ******* don't raise yo shirt
I sort em out and some ain't stayin
Take them ****in thongs off Don't here wit no plan
I cut cha up when I'm climmin on ya
Throw it at cha like I'm a phenomenon

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
What the **** you mean yo period done you can't gimme no lovin?
****, it's time for Funky fire boo hole pluggin
She said "I never done that stuff"
I said " Well let me talk you through it, get the KY jelly"
Put a hump in yo back baby quit movin yo leg get loose and relax lady
She was actin all timid
But the next thing you know she was humpin back wit me
I was all the way up in that ***
I was hard like a horse she still wanted to do it fast
2 hours and no part still talking bout "DON'T STOP OHHH LORD"

[Hook: x 2]

[Officer]
Callin all cars, callin all cars, suspect last seen
headed east on I10 toward New Orleans. Over
Be advised he is armed with ****, and striking good looks. Over
The suspect is in a big truck excursion or escalade or something
**** he is in a big truck. Be on the look out leave all ***** inside

[Mystikal]
Gimmie this **********in money. why'all ************s ain't go never catch me
The only thing why'all gone catch is this ****!! You ************
This a **********in nother KLC SMASH!! You ************
Mystikal medicine Man Big truck *****. Over.

Written by: Craig Lawson, Dominick Thomas, Michael(mystikal) Tyler
Lyrics © Ultra Tunes, Universal Music Publishing Group

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