TISM Professor Derrida Deconstructs Lyrics

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CD 1
  • 1 (There’s Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
  • 2 Whatareya?
  • 3 Dumb ’n’ Base
  • 4 Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
  • 5 Been Caught Wankin’
  • 6 Denial Works for Me
  • 7 The Parable of Glenn McGrath’s Haircut
  • 8 I Might Be a Cunt, but I’m Not a Fucking Cunt
  • 9 Yob
  • 10 Great Expectorations
  • 11 A Hard‐Earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer, but I Drink to Get Pissed
  • 12 The Men’s Room
    CD 2
  • 1 [untitled]
  • 2 Describe the Worst Head Job I’ve Had? — Fantastic!
  • 3 [untitled]
  • 4 The Last Australian Guitar Hero
  • 5 [untitled]
  • 6 Kate — Fischer of Men
  • 7 My Brilliant Huntington’s Chorea
  • 8 [untitled]
  • 9 The Apology of the Thai Drug Runner
  • 10 [untitled]
  • 11 Julius Seizure (Act III, Scene II, Verses 73–118)
  • 12 Neighbours — Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
  • 13 [untitled]
  • 14 Opposite Day
  • 15 [untitled]
  • 16 Rebel Without a Paunch
  • 17 [untitled]
  • 18 The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happy Is That I’m Not More Depressed
  • 19 [untitled]
  • 20 Professor Derrida Deconstructs
  • 21 Ya Gotta Love That
  • I went to a lecture to hear Robert Hughes speak -
    I am honoured, cultured, literate - and yet
    All of my life I've had one main regret.

    I wish I'd slept with more girls;
    I wish I'd had more sex;
    I wish my wife had'a sucked my dick.

    They told me the yobbos would turn out no good -
    I did my homework, they turned into hoods -
    I have a family. I am happy and proud.
    I said no to anything I wasn't allowed.

    I wish I'd done more drugs;
    I wish I'd snorted coke;
    I wish I had taken the risk.

    The Angel of Death hovers overhead.
    My family, come, gather 'round the bed;
    Come my colleagues, come literate friends.
    Here is my last wish, as my life ends.

    I wish you'd written my books;
    I wish you'd married my wife;
    I wish you owned my home;

    I wish my thoughts were yours;
    I wish my life weren't mine;
    I wish you'd never known me at all;

    I wish you'd take my place;
    I wish it were you lying here;
    I wish you'd all get fucked.



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