Guttermouth Primate Camp Lyrics

Shave the Planet Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Shave the Planet
  • 2 Capitalizing From Plump Mistake
  • 3 My Chemical Imbalance
  • 4 Flacidism
  • 5 Primate Camp
  • 6 The 23 Things That Rhyme With Darby Crash
  • 7 “Mark” the Cubby Chaser / Newport Sweater Fat
  • 8 What Then
  • 9 God, Steve McQueen “The Work Song”
  • 10 Upside Down Space Cockroach
  • But now I pose a query
    But my query's like a question
    Unlike a man who picked his jeans

    Darwin started with crustations
    Add a dose of fornications
    sprouting trees, swinging tails
    and banana peeling feet

    Primate Camp - Well Darwin had his theory
    Primate Camp - From the oceans to the trees
    Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans
    Primate Camp - Spreading virus and disease

    I've got a primate with a gun
    Taylor'd better run
    It looks like an A-1
    And an illegal one
    But I've seen it in a movie
    It appears to be bologna
    a society of monkeys
    using humans like a slave

    Primate Camp - Well Darwin had his theory
    Primate Camp - From the oceans to the trees
    Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans
    Primate Camp - Spreading virus and disease
    Primate Camp - Da-Da-Da-Darwin had his theory
    Primate Camp - From the oceans through the trees
    Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans
    Primate Camp - Spreading virus and

    Primate Camp! [x4]
    (Primate Camp) [x2]

    Dr. Zaus the physician
    and Zera pose a question
    With a chromosome a missing
    Can he reason, think, and speak?
    Before I go much further
    They like committing murder
    On horseback in the future
    Guess it's part of their mystic

    Now I'm straying from the topic
    My nuts are microscopic
    When I racked them on the goose neck back in 1972
    Musta been a dreaming
    Cuz the people payed to see 'em
    From a jungle, to museum
    I believe this be a zoo
    Or a Primate Camp


    Lyrics © OBO APRA/AMCOS

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