Retard-O-Bot Piggly Wiggly Lyrics

Friendship Forever Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Acquaintances
  • 2 Beggars Ride
  • 3 Piggly Wiggly
  • 4 Friends
  • 5 Friendship Forever
  • 6 Pass Go, Collect $200
  • 7 Derelict
  • 8 Can't You See?
  • 9 Swiss Cheese
  • 10 Shuffle the Deck
  • 11 Passing Time
  • 12 I Don't Think You Really Mean It
  • 13 Something for Nothing
  • 14 How Could I?
  • 15 Gash
  • 16 I Fell Down
  • 17 All Over
  • 18 Where Was I?
  • 19 I Don't Know You
  • Gotta go slow
    Gotta go slow

    Pig without wings
    Is just another pig
    And a prick's that not hard
    Is just another dick

    Open real wide and in goes my fist
    Wasn't that just so delicious
    Peddling backwards, great exercise
    Monopoly's a way of life for some

    That perfect car, the house, the pool
    That fucking girl from high school
    The spoon, the spoon
    Oh, fucking christ, the spoon

    Cutting lines
    Oh god, it's finally time to party
    Dirty (x8)

    Delivery, I'm fucking starving
    Sounds good, let's get it going
    Bury me up bread and a rocket
    Expect no delays

    Topsy turvy
    Driving on the curvy
    To the sounds of

    Mail boxes knocking over
    Help my aim, oh please
    In a search, maybe
    Don't tell anyone where I be

    My sticky situations
    Hiding, I'm flying
    I keep them
    Fool you

    Fucking motherfuckers
    Fucking motherfucker

    Pig without wings
    Is just another pig
    And a prick's that not hard
    Is just another dick

    Nickles and dimes and pennies count
    That's like sixteen cents to go toward a blow job
    Know you've all been there before,
    Fell face first, god makes you fall from grace

    Sick, up late, don't call me names
    What's all this shit on my face
    The spoon, the spoon
    Oh, fucking christ, the spoon

    Cutting lines
    Oh god, it's finally time to party
    Dirty (x8)

    Delivery, I'm fucking starving
    Sounds good, let's get it going
    Bury me up bread and a rocket
    Expect no delays

    Topsy turvy
    Driving on the curvy
    To the sounds of

    Mail boxes knocking over
    Help my aim, oh please
    In a search, maybe
    Don't tell anyone where I be

    My sticky situations
    Hiding, I'm flying
    I keep them
    Fool you

    Fucking motherfuckers
    Fucking motherfucker

    Pig without wings
    Is just another pig
    And a prick's that not hard
    Is just another dick

    Smiling kids make me think
    Do I have the right
    To swing from the monkey bars

    Candy hearts and lucky charms
    Where the fuck is my delivery
    At the playground going for a swim in my cereal
    The spoon, the spoon
    Oh, fucking christ, the spoon

    (Chorus Repeat)
    Lyrics © OBO APRA/AMCOS

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