MC Lars & ytcracker Paul Is Dead Lyrics

Digital Gangster LP Track Listing
Digital Media 1
  • 1 We Have Arrived
  • 2 Birth of a Phish
  • 3 Original Digital Gangsters
  • 4 Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
  • 5 Do the Bruce Campbell
  • 6 Oneonta (Eli Porter)
  • 7 911 AM (Rudy Giuliani)
  • 8 Nerdcore Players
  • 9 Guinevere
  • 10 Manifest Destiny
  • 11 MC Lars’s Facebook Friend Count > Your Facebook Friend Count
  • 12 Other People’s Property
  • 13 Kidney Stones for Easter
  • 14 Paul Is Dead
  • Intro:
    The government is lying!
    Don't believe everything you hear!
    In fact, there's a logical explanation for everything
    Let's trace it back to the genesis
    Conspiracy theories (conspiracy theories)
    It's MC Lars and the Rondo BrothersÉ tearing it up!!

    Verse 1:
    I'm dropping knowledge on conspiracy theories
    Do you hear me?
    It's evident the government is lying monthly, yearly
    Because JFK's death was the direct result
    Of the Chupacabra submerging a ginormous boat
    The t__antic, don't panic, it was sunk by this beast
    Then the Loch Ness Monster had a yummy icy feast
    OJ Simpson? Innocent, it was Big Foot on crack
    Who had a jealous rage and snapped Ron Goldman's back
    In fact the facts explain everything you might deny
    Big Foot crashed in Roswell, let me tell you why
    He was chilling with some aliens who couldn't really fly
    So they landed in New Mexico that's why reports imply
    The Manson Family and Timothy McVey
    Were evil demon robots built by the CIA
    That the mafia enlisted for an insidious plot
    I read it on the InternetÉ the facts say a lot!

    chorus:
    aliens and magic bullets masonic rites are the coolest
    illuminati got me abducted my body john gotti
    doesnt even know if jimmy hoffa died clearly
    just another mystical conspiracy theory

    Verse 2:
    "Paul is dead," that's what the record said
    So I played it backwards every time I went to bed
    When I woke up Judas Priest were dancing naked on my dresser
    More annoying than an hour of Fran Dresher
    The Jersey Devil and the Jackalope
    The Yetti and the Unicorn couldn't really cope
    So they froze Walt Disney with the Free Masons' Union
    While Anton La Vey had a Satanic communion
    With Pope John Paul and Pee Wee Herman
    While General Sherman helped the Germans
    Invade Poland with Dividians enlisted
    I determined these facts though they were once restricted
    I guess you're wondering how I figured out
    What all these conspiracies are really all about?
    On TV Ice T once denigrated cops
    Now he plays a cop on TVÉ when will it stop??

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