Kid Rock Pancake Breakfast Lyrics

Smokin any thing that I can fit in a pipe
Slammin bottles of tussin and going fishing for pike
Never uptight my high won't permit it
My problem's life but I don't sweat it, just live it

And I'm not your average rapper
Got the same birthdate as Thomas Crapper
So ***** better watch your back
'cause I push more power than a Marshall stack

Never the wack but oh so pesky
Some say I can't flow but mother ****er don't test me
And if you arrest me you dumb cop
I'll find your daughter and I'll give her this ****

Kid Rock's my mother ****in name
***** you know me so pass the O.E.
And don't talk about takin me out
'cause I got your girl and I'm makin her shout

Just like a piano I'm really grand
And I got more riffs than Steely Dan
Some friends call me fly
But most just call me when they want to get high

It ain't the disco Cisco Kid mother ****er
It's the outlasting shotgun-blasting
****-swingin' ***** lickin' punk
little skinny mother ****er and I'm not no hunk

But I got more rhymes than a cornfield stalks
And I turn more tricks than Tony Hawk
Walk with a limp 'cause I pimp like a pro
And if ya dis me punk I'll **** your ho

And though you think I'm nothing more than a young punk
I'm like a hound dog chasin a chipmunk
I move quick like a cheetah
And it ain't **** to me to just beat a

M.C. down who looks like a ****
Jumpin 'round like a homo on a pogo stick
Yo rock, What's up stop being a jerk
And just "Give 'em an example of how a D.J. works"

'cause it's blackjack and I got two aces
Been many places seen many faces
And everywhere I go people want to jive
So I keep my fingers on my .45

So don't cross my dusty path
Or I'll put my foot up in crusty ***
Don't front ho pass the jay
Then hear me M.C. and watch me D.J.

To the beat y'all and I won't stop
And I'ma rock this **** till your eardrums pop
Everybody's tryin' to get a piece of the pie
But I don't let bullshit spoil my high

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