Brad Paisley Ode de Toilet (The Toilet Song) Lyrics

Time Well Wasted Track Listing
  • 1 Yes, You Will
  • 2 Hard to Say Hello
  • 3 Ode de Toilet (The Toilet Song)
  • 4 College (feat. Pat Green)
  • She says not to buy her flowers
    Or big expensive gifts
    She says she don't want jewelry
    And she doesn't need another dress
    If I want to show her how much I adore her
    The best way that I've found
    Is to make sure when I'm finished
    I put that toilet seat down

    We've been to counciling
    To try and see the ways we could improve
    This thing between us
    And different ways to show each other "I love you"
    Forget about those getaway vacations
    To romantic coastal towns
    If you want to say "I love you"
    Then put that toilet seat down

    'Cause in the middle of the night
    It's cold and it's dark
    And when I hear my name in vain
    I know I haven't done my part
    She just wants me to support her
    And the best way that I've found
    So with a gentle hand and a loving touch
    I put that toilet seat down

    I know it's kind of funny
    You can teach a little puppy
    But it's very hard to train a grown man
    When I'm all about my business
    And the path of least resistance
    She's the one that suffers in the end

    In the middle of the night
    It's cold and it's dark
    And when I hear my name in vain
    I know I haven't done my part
    She just wants me to support her
    And the best way that I've found
    So with a gentle hand and a loving touch
    I put that toilet seat down
    Down, down

    Written by: Brad Paisley, Lee Jacobs
    Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.

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