MC Lars & ytcracker Nerdcore Players Lyrics

Digital Gangster LP Track Listing
Digital Media 1
  • 1 We Have Arrived
  • 2 Birth of a Phish
  • 3 Original Digital Gangsters
  • 4 Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
  • 5 Do the Bruce Campbell
  • 6 Oneonta (Eli Porter)
  • 7 911 AM (Rudy Giuliani)
  • 8 Nerdcore Players
  • 9 Guinevere
  • 10 Manifest Destiny
  • 11 MC Lars’s Facebook Friend Count > Your Facebook Friend Count
  • 12 Other People’s Property
  • 13 Kidney Stones for Easter
  • 14 Paul Is Dead
  • YTCracker:
    had a problem with the chicks in the early nineties
    now i pimp women until I'm ninety
    poster child for the geeky life
    manifested get the girls undressed and
    get it on get the ladies s__ and
    put the mic down and pick a drink up
    later that night I'll beat the pink up
    check my site i put a link up
    contact me I'm a digital g
    come from the net but born in cali
    west coast player I'm the mayor of the get down
    fly rhymesayer chicks say I'm the best now
    put me to the test now
    see why girls died from the 99 to meet me
    computer hacking skills pay the bills and they greet me
    oh so sweet

    Chorus:
    You know we're the truth sayers
    We're the nerdcore players
    I'm pimping like John Mayer
    My game is heavy like Slayer

    MC Lars:
    Girl what's your name, what's your sign, where you from?
    Want to go hyphy, want to go dumb?
    I'll tell you jokes and make you laugh
    Sad lonely nights they're in the past
    Mountain Dew I'll buy you that (yup!)
    Beef jerky I'll but you that, books about Nietzsche, I'll buy you that
    BART tickets to Richmond I'll but you that
    I keep it real like ontology
    A priori player, fly like ornithology
    "All Apologies", I'm so In Utero
    My castles in the clouds like Victor Hugo
    TPFR - True Pimp for Real
    Ask anyone you know, I'm a very big deal
    I sold 20,000 with minimal promotion
    Wake up you're in love like Billy Ocean!

    Chorus

    YTCracker:
    I'll get her number you run point
    land every broad up in this joint
    or I'll be the wingman call me goose
    grease chicks like bacon we so footloose
    they're obtuse were acute shes so cute
    rubbing on my tracksuit
    tell 'em lars how we do it in hurr
    get up on the mic and do that thurr

    MC Lars:
    YT and me we pimp these ladies
    KOL-Con V, we made some babies
    At Comic-Con we met some chicks
    Who knew all of the Lucas flicks
    My Monty Python makes them holler
    Laptop baller, game shot caller
    B, A, left, right, guess who I'm taking home tonight!

    YTCracker: You use protection right?
    Lars: That's right YTCracker! A true player's always gots to wrap it up!
    YTCracker: Word!

    Chorus

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