E-40 feat. Jayo Felony Money Scheme Lyrics

W wh' wha' what wha' what what?
Beotch!
Mobster turn that **** up!
Yeah uh huh uh huh uh
Sinister ****
Uh huh uh huh what!?
Jayo Jayo smell me on this one
Jayo (Jayo)
I hope I don't ever have to go back to slangin'
Llello (llello) but if I do that's what I do (that's what I do)

W wh' wha' what wha' what what?
Beotch!
Mobster turn that **** up!
Yeah uh huh uh huh uh
Sinister ****
Uh huh uh huh what!?
Jayo Jayo smell me on this one
Jayo (Jayo)
I hope I don't ever have to go back to slangin'
Llello (llello) but if I do that's what I do (that's what I do)

Grindin' out of my Aunties, backyard that's the chronic
I been havin' more candy than a pinata, more cake than Betty Crocker
Get on the horn and hit me on my locker, 'cause I'm fake ID havin'
Strikin' and drivin' on a suspended expired license comes in buy it
From the ***** with the best quality and the lowest prices
Spendin' that capital that the big homey advanced me
In front of me with the next *****
I love money plus I'm labelled rough rider
Known for bringin' ***** *** *****s out of hidin
Charlie Hustle, I hope I won't have to go back
To sellin' sherm sticks, but if I do that's what I do
Charlie Hustle, I hope I won't have to go back
To sellin' loop loop, but if I do that's what I do

I stabs a *****, and Kool-Aid came out
'cause his heart pumps Kool-Aid, so I mixed it with my Thunderchicken
Barely livin', and smokin' headache with a deuce-deuce
Now I gotta put my snub nosed back to use
I'm dangerous it gets crucial, 'cause I loves conflict
**** a headache I'm jackin' *****s for pounds of bomb ****
And now my fingers is sticky like Sticky Fingaz from the greenery
You gon' retaliate, ***** what that mean to me? *****!
When you shoot crooked it's Cartwright, on site I'm takin' flight
It's gon' rain on your head, I'm tearin the roof off this ***** tonight
As you fall like God, for tryin' to swipe my pie
***** die while your ***** give up the Beaumont

All my *****s havin' fancy dreams! (Fancy dreams!)
Comin' up 'cause we all on a money scheme! (A money scheme!)
All my *****s havin' fancy dreams! (Fancy dreams!)
Comin' up 'cause we all on a money scheme! (A money scheme!)
All my *****es havin' fancy dreams! (Fancy dreams!)
Comin' up 'cause we all on a money scheme! (A money scheme!)
All my *****es havin' fancy dreams! (Fancy dreams!)
Comin' up 'cause we all on a money scheme! (A money scheme!)

Krack the freight, ***** **** the hype
Beotch! You gotta pay me just to breathe on the mic
High, higher than a dust cloud
Hella disrespectful, all up in the party talkin' loud!
Systemized, a triple striker, when I was born
My mom and daddy shoulda named me Isiah 'cause I'ma ride
Sole survivor, Hillsider, 1400 block Magazine Street
Narcotic ? bomb preparer heroin provider
I'm vicious, mean mugged and mad doggin *****s like the
Like the Grinch Who Stole Christmas
I like to, like to, finger **** *****es up in clubs
Take her home and get rug burns on my nuts!
Stuck! Gordon's Gin and Donald Duck
Nut! All on her spine and on her butt
****! Major clientele (major clientele)
Then I pass it to my ***** Mista Jayo

? up the glass is shatterin, ***** it ain't matterin
They scatterin, see me and forty start splatterin
The cowards are heartless, so you burn like flames
*****s that got snake eyes get broke up like dice games
**** a *****, why? 'Cause skeezers don't please us
So I just go around sippin' fine wine like Jesus
And everytime I bust a spit it's a hip-hop quote
Drinkin' Moesha Brandy, head spinnin' like hundred spokes

All my *****s havin' fancy dreams! (Fancy dreams!)
Comin' up 'cause we all on a money scheme! (A money scheme!)
All my *****s havin' fancy dreams! (Fancy dreams!)
Comin' up 'cause we all on a money scheme! (A money scheme!)
All my *****es havin' fancy dreams! (Fancy dreams!)
Comin' up 'cause we all on a money scheme! (A money scheme!)
All my *****es havin' fancy dreams! (Fancy dreams!)
Comin' up 'cause we all on a money scheme! (A money scheme!)

Still drinkin' Krypton
Brothers is Snapple then I snap like a snapping turtle
*****, shittin on the world keeps my land fertile
I grow my own ****, Fruits, vegetables and tobacco
It's third down and forty *****
You know you gon' get tackled
Get your land while you can home-man
*****s so dope they named me twice like Duran Duran
Killa ***** put honey on 'em, and feed 'em to my hogs
See I leave no evidence for the police dogs
Now off the low stroll we go so let's flow
Lil' *****, we be sippin' 'cause the people said so
You can't tell a lettuce from a cabbage silly rabbits
Get these chips even if it means lettin' these ************s have it!
Verse Six: E-40
***** got out of line, I had to ice him
Reached into my drawers, and pulled out my strap
************ got out of place, I had to chop him
Reached into my d-da-da-das and pulled out my strap, check it out
Nickle plated chrome planet Clint Eastwood special
Designed strictly for staplin and toe taggin
Po-Po wrote me up a citation 'cause I was saggin' and draggin
My b-ah-*****, by her w-uh-weave
I had to, I had to make the ***** bleed! Last doo-doo bootch
Who tried to hit me with a fryin pan, my attitude wasn't carin
Backslapped that hoe in front of her parents
More ki's than a janitor
It gets mannisher and mannisher and mannisher
Smokin' on a roach, loitering in a McDonald's parkin' lot
Throwin' up gang signs
To ? as if he was some kind of first base coach
I luh I like my egg poached, hard over easy!
In the drive through, hollerin' at her breezy!

All my *****s havin' fancy dreams! (Fancy dreams!)
Comin' up 'cause we all on a money scheme! (A money scheme!)
All my *****s havin' fancy dreams! (Fancy dreams!)
Comin' up 'cause we all on a money scheme! (A money scheme!)
All my *****es havin' fancy dreams! (Fancy dreams!)
Comin' up 'cause we all on a money scheme! (A money scheme!)
All my *****es havin' fancy dreams! (Fancy dreams!)
Comin' up 'cause we all on a money scheme! (A money scheme!)

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