Maestro Fresh‐Wes Mic Mechanism Lyrics

“Naaah, Dis Kid Can’t Be From Canada?!!” Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 I’m Drinkin’ Milk Now
  • 2 Check My Vernacular
  • 3 Pray to da East
  • 4 Certs Wid Out da Retsyn
  • 5 Mic Mechanism
  • 6 Makin’ Records
  • 7 Fine Tune da Mic
  • 8 Brown Sugar
  • 9 How Many Styles
  • 10 “Dat’s My Nigga!!”
  • 11 Higher Level
  • 12 Bring It On (remix)
  • 13 Make It for the Ruff
  • 14 “Dat’s My Nigga!!” (instrumental)

  • INTRO [Maestro Fresh Wes]
    When I'm kicking, the mic mechanism
    Here we go, the mic mechanism
    What I'm kicking, the mic mechanism
    What I'm kicking, the mic mechanism

    CHORUS [D.I.T.C.]
    Fresh Wes y'all, is on the mic mechanism
    Fresh Wes y'all, is on the mic mechanism
    Fresh Wes y'all, is on the mic mechanism
    Fresh Wes y'all, is on the mic mechanism

    [Maestro Fresh Wes] (D.I.T.C.)
    Yo
    Fresh Wes is on the mic mech, trying to catch wreck
    Check the way I step to the set, then I gotta jet
    Heck, chicks are getting kind of sexual
    Always getting spectacles, glueing 'em to my testicle
    Do yourself a favour don't step to the (Fresh guy)
    Like TLC I put my Jimmy in your (left eye)
    Ain't to proud to beg, beg for this
    I'm gonna catch wreck, break a couple of necks
    Cash a couple of checks, for the rhyme put together with the beat
    (Showbiz) put together for, the streets and the jeeps
    Fresh W-E to the S is (nice yo)
    Don't say my name unless you going to say (Maestro)
    Calling me an amateur I'll damage ya
    Suckers saying (Naaah, dis kid can't be from Canada)<-Showbiz?
    That's what they all say, after I slay
    I'm 5 foot 10, but I'm a giant like my brohter Dre
    The way I rock around ya, you want to shift to this
    Light a spliff to this, and like Jehovah witnesses
    Knock on my door, beggin for more
    Of my verbal acrobatics and my metaphor
    I make the ghetto raw, I ain't new to this
    And when I see a fat gluteus I'm studious
    Fresh Wes is on the rhyme, Showbiz is on the rhythmn
    Kicking mad flavour (on the mic mechanism)

    CHORUS

    [Maestro Fresh Wes] (D.I.T.C.)
    It's a protege of poetry, you it's me
    Your hoes are be saying, "please stay"
    But is it Jodeci? no you see
    It's funky Fresh Wes with the riddle
    Like Robin Givens skins want to make the big toast
    Hot (like a panther), always serious as (cancer)
    Getting Crazy Legs, I never was a break (dancer)
    I'll enhance the set (yep)
    Fresh W-E-S is in effect
    I'm throwing Billy in the ocean, kicking Joan in the river
    'Cause when I flow, lyrics I deliver
    I give ya my flavour, when I terrify and horrify
    Like Carl Lewis, your shit don'e even qualify
    (So stand back and watch the man rap, Jack on the mic)
    I making suckers uptight, just like a strike
    >From Amtrak, stages are sparked well
    Coaching like Art Shell
    Doper than a South American cartel
    I'm on a mission with my funky compositions
    Kicking mad falour on (the mic mechanism)

    CHORUS

    When I'm kicking the mic mechanism X4

    [Maestro Fresh Wes] (D.I.T.C.)
    I'm not a captain, but chicks like to kneel to feel
    The real steel when I reveal, they say (wheel)
    And they eyes, be on the size gee
    But don't try to milk me, or even homogenize me
    I pasterize trying to skim through my papes I carry thee
    Marry me for my salary, giving up your mammaries (naaah)
    That ain't my type of event, or how my money is spent
    I ain't Babyface payin' no rent
    That's on the corny wack, Brady Bunch
    Leave It To Beaver, Wally tip
    My bozak ain't dangerous, so stop playing like Marley
    Grip, skip to another Louie or Dewie or Ronnie
    Donnie you're Johnny baby, yo kick that to Tommy
    The softer guys, lost their eyes, off the prize
    So stop the lies, you're wise or you're ostrosize
    Drop your draws, lift the jaws
    Because I'm in effect like Das and DMC, pause
    The style I kick is uncategorical
    You're prehistorical, go check the oracle
    Damn I'm metaphorical
    I'm on a mission with my funky compositions
    Kicking' mad flavour (on the mic mechanism)

    CHORUS X2

    When I'm kicking the mic mechanism X4

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