Ultramagnetic MC’s Message From the Boss Lyrics

Funk Your Head Up Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Introduction to the Funk
  • 2 Intro
  • 3 MC Champion
  • 4 Go 4 Yourz
  • 5 Blast From the Past
  • 6 Funk Radio
  • 7 Message From the Boss
  • 8 Pluckin’ Cards
  • 9 Intermission
  • 10 Stop Jockin’ Me
  • 11 Dolly and the Rat Trap
  • 12 The Old School
  • 13 Bust the Facts
  • 14 Murder and Homicide
  • 15 You Ain’t Real
  • 16 Make It Happen
  • 17 I Like Your Style
  • 18 Bi-Lingual Teaching
  • 19 Poppa Large
  • 20 Moe Love on the 1 and 2
  • 21 Porno Star
  • 22 The P.M.R.C. ID
  • 23 Chorus Line, Part 2
  • [Verse 1: Kool Keith]
    You wanna know my business? I got things to do
    People to meet, people to see
    Very important - matters to turn to
    A waste of time for me to try to burn you
    And talk a minute, you're not worth a conversation
    I speak intelligently, with information
    Goin and flowin and showin, you're still growin
    Adolescent -- with a childish mind
    Your brain is small, plus it's hard to find
    I need a microscope, to see a two-cent brain
    That don't think, when they rob and steal
    And rape and kill -- and murder their loved ones
    Now put your brain in the guillotine
    Slice it to cold cuts, you're goin nuts ? cell
    You wanna low rate me?
    You're better off in Hell, feel the flame
    Fire burn roast and toast
    Let me hear you scald, while I brag and boast
    I keep your brain on stand-by
    Cause it's the message, comin straight from the boss!

    [Verse 2: Ced Gee]
    Your attention please, come on, let me try this
    This beat is funky -- so I just
    Made up some rhymes that are hyper than hyperspace
    Ced Gee will kick bass, eliminate
    Rappers who think quick slick with a few tricks
    Can't be quick fixed if they try this
    Man, and, aiyyo, I have the right to be
    On any stage and mic someone can pass to me
    Cause, I'm in there, and I swear
    I'm like Vladimir, no one bet-ter
    Step to me, get to me, or pes-ter me
    Confess to me, guessin me
    Adressin me, be less than me, or testin me
    Because, it only brings out the best in me
    Soul, no - here's what you really need to do
    Instead of battlin you need to really improve
    Our race, and every other race
    Bring em together -- and let's face
    The problems, that we need to be solvin
    People are dyin, starvin, robbin
    Bein discriminated from different jobs
    And things like that so think about that
    We have a tool to use that they call rap
    So, yo, let's use it, not abuse it
    And in the long run, we have improved this
    Situation and turned into a positive
    They doubted this, so we're proud of this
    Institution we invented of course
    That's why this message, is comin from the BOSS!

    [Verse 3: Kool Keith]
    Once again, I hear your garbage on my radio
    Left to right, and comin through my stereo
    I turn it off, go off without show-off
    Blow off MC's who can't talk or read or write
    Or learn, stutter - I think you need to go ?RIFT?
    But watch me shift
    The smarter I get, the dumber you get
    The better I get, the wacker you get
    Ha ha hah, I gotta laugh - MC's are very funny to me
    And on Easter, they're like a bunny to me
    Hoppin around, without a education
    Formation, results in occupation
    Better skills, how to sign a application
    For a job, but you'd rather be a slob
    A parasite, eating corn off the cob
    Beggin everybody, you got a dollar for crack?
    I'll pay you back
    Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday's here
    Where's my money?
    It ain't funny with a pipe in your face
    For a fracture, last time the cops smacked ya
    For hittin your moms and pops
    You need a shake in your brain, adolescent
    I'm a vet, you're juvenile, and driven wild, meanwhile
    You look stupid and petty, and now senile
    How's time in jail without bail?
    Now you're up for sale, you're like a prostitute
    Another man's wife, on the la-la tip
    Think about it again
    Cause it's the message, comin straight from the BOSS!

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