Barbra Streisand Monologue Lyrics
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You know this is, I haven't done a concert, in about six years. and
It's oh thank you... but it's very exciting I
Must say, but it's also terribly, terribly
Scary... ooh, god I wish I was back on the set!
Mmm, I gotta tell you this funny thing. but it's
Not so funny. but talking about being scared
I was even more scared till I spoke to friends
Of mine also performers, you know...and they
Were telling me that they also... uh ...[drinks Tea]
Tastes much better that way! the Japaneses
Said so! anyway... they told me that in order
To conquer their fears, you know, they ... eh
Well, some of them drink; but I really hate
The taste of liquors, so i...you know, I can't
Do that... and some of them... uh ... take pills;
But I can't even swallow aspirin, so I can't
Do that, but... more important than that... I
Have found, and I believe, that performers
Should be very strong, you know, and... you don't
Know what I'm gonna say... your way ahead of me tonight.
It's still illegal? we should face our problems head
On! you know... what I was about to say you see,
I have found that the way I conquer my fear of
A performance is just to... uhm... you know,
Talk about it, and you get it out in the open,
And you discuss it with a little...excuse me...
[sniff] you just, you just talk about it freely and just...
Everything... and she's... what a fantastic
Accord you just played... what was that of f minor
7th with a demented pinky on the 5th it was really high.
Barbra Streisand … and Other Musical Instruments Track Listing
1 Piano Practicing
2 I Got Rhythm
3 Johnny One Note / One Note Samba
4 Glad to Be Unhappy
6 Second Hand Rose
7 Don't Rain on My Parade
8 Don't Ever Leave Me
10 By Myself
11 Come Back to Me
12 I Never Has Seen Snow
13 Lied: Auf Dem Wasser Zu Singen
14 The World Is a Concerto / Make Your Own Kind of Music
15 The Sweetest Sounds
Written by: Adam Bravin, Justin Warfield
Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.