Princess Superstar Kool Keith's Ass Lyrics

Last of the Great 20th Century Composers Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Intro: Last of the Great 20th Century Composers
  • 2 Do It Like a Robot
  • 3 Meet You Halfway (Keep It on the Alright)
  • 4 I Hope I Sell a Lot of Records at Christmastime
  • 5 Come Up to My Room
  • 6 Kool Keith's Ass
  • 7 Bump Your Ass Off (feat. ChessTBunz, Slick Muffins & Brock)
  • 8 NYC Cunt
  • 9 Year Two Thousand
  • 10 Love/Hate to Be a Player
  • 11 Sex (I Like)
  • 12 Do It Like a Robot (Jon Spencer remix)
  • 13 My Life
  • (C. Kirschner)
    Produced by Curtis Curtis and Concetta (BMI)
    With Kool Keith Girl: Irina.
    Bass: Walter Sipser Shaker/Digital Scratching: Curtis
    Drums/Keys: Curtis Curtis and Concetta

    I've been thinking about Kool Keith's ass for a long time now
    Thinkin about how I gotta get out find out where he hangs out with his pants down
    I know he likes porno stacks and cable, mentally unstable
    But that's ok I'll cook dinner then make him dance naked while I medicate
    him and clean off the kitchen table
    He lives in LA I hate it there but I got big blonde hair so I'll fit in,
    visit my Grandma, play her my new CD
    And then from there go to Burbank, sit in the studio audience of Jeopardy,
    make Keith take me to
    Universal Studios, Disneyland, Viper Room, then he'll get in bed with me
    I mean, the guy needs a little therapy.
    "It depends how much you're willing to destroy my career"
    Ha! That's what he says to me? How ya gonna say that Mr. Dr. Doom insane
    rat sandwich Dr. Octagynocologist Obscenity
    Now he's on Columbia Records I hope it doesn't wreck him, maybe it's better
    for where he's headed
    There'll be more ladies, Keith's ass, I gotta defend it!
    Martial Arts Star Wars bar hoars I keep shot callers
    I sleep with all Kool Keith lyric sheets in my teddy bear in my bare arms
    I just wanna cuddle up against the bare moon, I wanna spoon
    He could sing me "Blue Flowers" in my ear, but maybe this time, it'd be in tune
    Look Keith, if you're listening send me an aol email, I'm a hot female, I
    keep it real, representin what?
    Your butt.

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