TISM Johnny to B. or Not to B. Goode Lyrics
Johnny's mates knew she was a mole;
Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance Track Listing
1 I'm Interested in Apathy
2 Saturday Night Palsy
3 The Mystery of the Artist Explained
4 If You're Creative, Get Stuffed
5 40 Years - Then Death
6 Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'Don't Walk'
7 The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
8 Choose Bad Smack
9 The Fosters Car Park Boogie
10 Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite a Jovial Fellow
11 I Drive a Truck
12 Defecate on My Face
13 Kill Americans
15 The Penis Is Mightier Than the Sword
16 Slave to the Economist
17 I Shit Me
18 Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
19 Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
20 The Ballad of the Semitic Nazi
21 And the Ass Said to the Angel: Wanna Play Kick to Kick?
22 The Mordialloc Rd. Duplicator
23 Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge
24 Ezra Pound-Axe King
25 Johnny to B. or Not to B. Goode
26 Morrison Hostel
She told Johnny to be a rock and roll star -
He said, "No way, I'm staying right where I are."
Stay home Johnny, stay home...(etc.)
Johnny got home, he went to bed;
Johnny went on to do Melbourne Med.;
Johnny got rich being a doctor,
And then he died after a happy but boring existence.
No one knew Johnny, and he didn't care;
When on the bottom storey, he climbed the stair;
Johnny didn't get very far:
Most of all, he hated guitar.