Redman Jersey Yo! Lyrics

Yo yo yo

Once upon a time up in Jersey Yo!

Ha ha I damn near had to wreck a hoe

Yo I knocked on her do' "Who is it?"

Ha ha it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya

I heard them *****z in The Bricks get smoked a lot

I heard them *****z out in Brooklyn get smoked a lot

I heard them *****z all Uptown get smoked a lot

I heard them *****z out in Queens get smoked a lot



Yo yo yo

I smoke your buddha to the last drop like I was Maxwell

If blunts came in degrees, call me a blackbelt

I'm worldwide chinky, ? dog with chrome inkies

Chicken ridin shottie and she boost ALL her dickie

This is your brain, this is my tape on drugs

If your lame *** can't feel it, then your cord unplugged

PPP smoked your weed, ain't nobody around

You just got clowned for a whole half a pound, check it out, now

I do a lot of stupid **** when I be smokin

One time I left my truck runnin in Brooklyn WIDE OPEN

I forget who I call, ask for Nia (R - "Hello, can I talk to Nia?")

and it's Tonya (G - "NIA?!", are - "Oh ****!")

Click over (R - "Whassup *****?".. "Oh, hi momma!")

Yo, when I'm on stage rhymin I forget what state that I'm in

The *****es numbers I lost, my Baby Momma find em

I played the lottery, forty million that day

I probably won the ************ but I forgot that I played!



Yo yo yo

Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!

Ha ha, I damn near had to wreck a hoe

Yo, I knocked on her do', "Who is it?"

Hah, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya

I heard them *****z up in Cali get smoked a lot

All them *****z in Atlanta get smoked a lot

I heard them *****z in Virginia get smoked a lot

I heard them *****z in Rhode Island get smoked a lot



Aiyyo-yo, yo

When I get high I start throwin water in the crowd

Battle MC's off the top, slaughterin a child

Detroit call it Ganz, Miami call it Krip

No matter what you call it, it be peelin back my ****!

Aiyyo Cali *****z got Bomb -- that same Bomb

made me forget my momma's birthday and it's tattoed on my arm

I misplace my Lex keys everytime I be zee'd up

I was caught puttin Christmas trees up, and it was Easter!

Do y'all ************s feel high tonight?

Knowin y'all *****z shouldn't drive tonight?

Yo, however the plan go, close the Caravan do'

So we can all dye and get high off of secondhand smoke

Brick City got the Pep, empty out your Black N' Milds

Smokin the L with Doc earn Frequent Flyin Miles

I flew around the planet with my weed tucked in

I need to go to E.O. rehab, and sign my stankin *** in!



Yo yo YO!

Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!

Ah-hah, I damn near had to wreck a hoe

Yo, I knocked on her do', "Who is it?"

Yo, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya

I heard them *****z in The Bronx get smoked a lot

I heard them *****z up in Yonkers get smoked a lot

I heard them *****z in Chi-Town get smoked a lot

I heard them *****z in Detroit get smoked a lot

Lot, lot, lot, lot

Yo, yo, yo, yo

Yo.. ************

Don't **** around in The Bricks ************

Rats'll whoop your *** over there ************

***** got so much Backyard Boogie over there

the seeds'll kill you ************, yeah!

Chickenheads'll rob you over there ************

Sucker *** ************

Get the **** on out of here

Yo light that **** here!



(We gon' take you out, on W **** All y'all radio)

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