Digital Underground Jerkit Circus Lyrics

The Body-Hat Syndrome Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 The Return of the Crazy One
  • 2 Doo Woo You
  • 3 Holly Wanstaho
  • 4 Bran Nu Swetta
  • 5 The Humpty Dance Awards
  • 6 Body-Hats, Part 1
  • 7 Dope-A-Delic (Do-U-B-Leeve-In-D-Flo?)
  • 8 Intermission
  • 9 Wussup Wit the Luv
  • 10 Digital Lover
  • 11 Carry the Way (Along Time)
  • 12 Body-Hats, Part 2
  • 13 Circus Entrance
  • 14 Jerkit Circus
  • 15 Circus Exit (The After-Nut)
  • 16 Shake & Bake
  • 17 Body-Hats, Part 3
  • 18 Do Ya Like It Dirty
  • 19 Bran Nu Sweat This Beat
  • 20 Wheee!
  • Well ain't but two kind
    Them that do and them that do

    Yo
    They got tigers, lions, and monkeys
    But I give my most attention to my donkey
    Pay no mind to the sign that said: don't feed it
    Even hold it when it's time to get funky
    Always tired after two rounds of action
    But you got to bust three like Paxon
    So you go off and you join the Jerkit Circus
    Work it like you knock a bag, that's satisfaction

    So let's talk about this
    And that
    I'm a freaky deak player but I'm scared that it might be wack (wack)
    It might hurt my sack (sack)
    And if it ain't cool then I'm not gonna kiss that cat (cat)
    'cause I don't know where it's been at
    Sometimes it ain't cool even when you wear a hat
    But yo I hit it anyway (unngh)
    'cause a diesel butt female wanted to play
    And three days later got an itch
    And now I really want to kill that (HO!)
    Who did it
    I shouldn't have been with it
    I really shouldn't have hit it (did it)
    But I slipped and I admit it ('mit it)
    I did it (hit it)
    But it didn't have to be done
    Next time I'm gonna run run run to the

    Jerkit Circus
    Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom
    Jerkit Circus
    Gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the
    Jerkit Circus
    Fly girl kinkies work those pinkies at the
    Jerkit Circus baby
    Hey yo it's time to milk the cow

    Mary goes up and Mary goes down
    Mary goes Mary goes round and round
    She rolled on a horse that was wearing a hat
    POP went the ball sack

    Mary goes up and Mary goes down
    Mary goes Mary goes round and round
    But this time the horse wasn't wearing no hat
    DEAD went the ball sack

    How did you get strong when she looked at you
    (And that's how she hooked at you)
    Sitting in the back when you knew you wasn't strapped
    And that's how the microwave cooked you
    You ROCKED and SHOCKED it
    Knocked up the booty real good when you knew you should have
    STOPPED and BLOCKED it
    With a hat
    I stay strapped 'cause I'm smarter than that
    So let's work
    Let's work this
    And let's go to the circus
    Tonight he's gonna rock it with a whole new plan
    He's got a date with his left hand
    At the

    Jerkit Circus
    Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom
    Jerkit Circus
    Gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the
    Jerkit Circus
    Fly girl swingers let me use a finger at the
    Jerkit Circus
    No more sticking time that we choke that chicken

    Mary goes up and Mary goes down
    Mary goes Mary goes round and round
    She rolled on a horse that was wearing a hat
    POP went the ball sack

    Called your girl
    Tried to get your rocks off
    Made you wait
    Your hard rock got soft (aakh!)
    WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
    I don't know I wish I knew a better way
    'cause back in the day
    You step to a lot a girls and they say back off a lot
    You get mad wanting tail, jack off a lot
    But hey it's not such a bad idea considering
    Don't have to waste a lot a time trying to get her in
    The mood
    AND YOU NEED NO PROTECTION
    Word to the **** what else it's got is no affection
    The sex was great and you didn't have to ball her
    And hear her nagging asking you if you was gonna call her
    So now I'm going out like a strangler
    Get a grip and choke your fadangler
    To the girls that use sex to try to work us:
    Took my destiny into my own hand
    And joined the

    Jerkit Circus
    Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom
    Jerkit Circus
    Yeah gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the
    Jerkit Circus
    Fly girl swingers learn to use a finger at the
    Jerkit Circus
    No more sticking time that we choke that chicken

    Written by: David R. Elliot, Gregory E. Jacobs, Ronald R. Brooks
    Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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