Obie Trice Jack My Dick Lyrics

Special Reserve Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Welcome
  • 2 Got Hungry
  • 3 You've Been Slain
  • 4 On and On
  • 5 I Am
  • 6 4 Stories
  • 7 Roughnecks
  • 8 Cool Cats
  • 9 What You Want
  • 10 Jack My Dick
  • 11 Dope, Jobs, Homeless
  • [breathing heavy and moaning]
    Ohhhhhhhh-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

    Yo, Obie never gets upset when a bitch say no
    I don't grab her neck and throw the hoe on the flo'
    I go home and bust nuts on Del Rio
    And be happy that I'm not around them jail people
    Fuck money, pussy is the root of evil
    Cause a bitch'll drop they drawers and still deceive you
    Have the cops believe YOU? No way, no how
    Cause she just scarred her face while you were asleep on the couch
    When the cops arrive, they lookin at her like "Ouuuuch!
    Let's take this nigga down"
    That's why I jacks my dick off
    I jacks my dick off

    [Chorus]
    I jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' pussy)
    I jacks my dick off, yo (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
    Aiyyo I jacks my dick off (come correct, and maybe we can have a little sex)
    I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)

    When I'm alone in my room, yo, I stare at the wall
    Cause I got a tall poster of that chick Tina Dickinballs
    And it's like she in the same room with me
    Cause imagination is a motherfucker tipsy
    Got the Kleenex beside me just in case it get outta hand
    Get it? I'm Del Rio's biggest fan
    Janet Jacme wanted to do just that
    'til she copped a attitude when I was like "Where the fuck is your glove at?"
    Fuck that! Ain't no chokin my neck, if you not protected
    You know hands carry infections
    I jacks my dick off
    Yo, yo, I jacks my dick off

    [Chorus]
    Off off (no I don't want yo' pussy)
    I jacks my dick off (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
    I jacks my dick off (come correct)
    I jacks my dick off (and maybe we can have a little sex)
    I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)

    I beat my meat on the regular base
    I get tired of havin these stupid rats in my face
    Tellin me wait or, "It's not time, plus I'm on the menustration"
    All of this is aggravate
    Where's Ms. Masturbation? By my side
    I don't worry about her givin me AIDS to make me lose my fuckin mind
    Cause STD's inflict strongly in my area
    Scrotum, put on some of that old mascara
    and jack my dick off
    Aiyyo yo yo, I jacks my dick off
    Yo! I jacks my dick off
    Jacks my dick off and off

    [Chorus]
    Jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' pussy)
    I jacks my dick off (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
    Aiyyo I jacks my dick off (come correct, and maybe we can have a little sex)
    I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)

    Aiyyo, ay you can call a nigga sick, or basically perverted
    It really don't matter, cause Obie still do it
    It's called abstinence
    Absolutely sure that I'm absent from sex unless you show non-reactiveness
    Pass the DNA to your doc
    And maybe we can F-U-C, after dark
    Until then I'll bust nuts on porn class
    Let me know when you're ready to take the test on your freaky pass
    I'll be jackin my dick off
    Ha, jackin my dick off
    Aiyyo yo, I jacks my dick off
    Jacks my dick off and off

    [Chorus]
    Jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' pussy)
    I jacks my dick off (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
    Aiyyo I jacks my dick off (come correct, and maybe we can have a little sex)
    I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)
    Yo, I say I jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' pussy)
    I'll be jackin my dick off, yo (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
    Aiyyo I jacks my dick off (come correct)

    [Outro]
    What? I'll jacks my shit off!
    What the fuck?
    Watch, heh

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