Too $hort Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches Lyrics

Baby, check this out
Yea you
I wanna ask you a question
Where is yo ***?
Baby, what happened?

A ***** like me I know what's up
I want a nasty ***** with alotta butt
If I can't find one anywhere
It turns my dreams to nightmares
Baby right there ain't got no ***
But she's OK if she's got cash
*****es, *****es, *****es
Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es

I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had
Seen nothin' but *****es with no ***
I woke up early feelin' shabby
Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby
Cause every morning you know I have
A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath
Just soakin', smokin', Sir Too Short
Thinkin' about the day before
Thirty minutes after I woke out
I pulled a freak and took her to the house
She was Eleve Young, with alotta butt
She sucked my **** and then we ****ed
That good tight *****, I wouldn't pass
A light-skinned freak with so much ***
At 1 P.M. I was ****in' away
I wanna do the same thing again today
I want *****es, *****es, and more *****es
Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es

The day my story made itself
Every ***** I saw was flat as hell
I told myself I must need glasses
Where's them *****es with the big brown asses
Me and my group just wanna be tough
Freak two *****es then switch 'em up
It was 3:35, the strip was lit
Every two blocks I seen a *****
But that ain't nothin' but a cat
None of them ***** didn't have no ***
Wait on the bus, some was walkin'
Me and my homie just started talkin'
I said, oh, she looks good
He said that *** is flat as wood
I said what about Vicky in the black
He said, Short, she's all that
*****es, *****es, *****es
Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es

The Invasion was on

Every single day of the week
For every ***** livin' there's a freak
If you've got game and a bed
Why not get ****ed and get some head
Cause *****es all over wanna get worked
I just need one with alotta turf
Me and my homie, rollin' and smokin'
Flat booty *****es took over Oakland
I told my homie, I hate to say
All the *****es with booties stayed home today
And he said Short, what now?
Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-Town
I thought them *****es out there was fine
But the invasion was on and it ****ed my mind
*****es, *****es, *****es
Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es

We hit the B-Town like Oakland flares
I knew it, *****es was everywhere
The first one had **** so fat
But that don't work, her *** was flat
The second ***** was flat too
I capped on her like a **********in' fool
I said be-atch, I know I'm cappin'
Where's your ***, baby what happened
She turned around and capped on me
She said, **** you *****, where's your teeth
I damn near fell jumpin' out the car
But I slapped that *****, and slapped her hard
My homie said Short we gots to cut
But I was kickin' that ***** and her big flat butt
I kicked her ***, got in the ride
Looked at the ***** and said bye bye
*****es, *****es, *****es
Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es

The invasion was on

We parked the car and took a walk
I saw another ***** and I had to talk
I said baby, baby, baby come here
Yea you baby with your long long hair
Baby came over from across the street
She was standin' on the corner just talkin' to me
I was spittin' the game but I talked to fast
Cause I didn't even notice that big flat ***
****, and I was ready to go
We was rollin' back to the O
I told that ***** I changed my mind
She looked at me and she said why?
I said I'm Sir Too Short, the Oakland player
I'm not one of them *****s who don't care
It's no thang to do my duty
But not with you and yo flat booty
Flat ain't the date superstar
I could see if you was white, but your black as tar
*****es, *****es, *****es
Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es

In the Berkeley temp, what did we find?
Freak after freak with no behind
One long day, I never got in
I'm glad that **** never happened again
Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es
Damn, I must be dreamin'
Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es
Wake me up 'fore I start screamin'
Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es
What's this world comin' to?
Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es
Where's your ***, what happened to you?
Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es
The invasion is on

Written by: E. Sermon, J. Bralower, J.b. Moore, K. Walker, R. Simmons, S. Glassman
Lyrics © NEUTRAL GRAY MUSIC

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