Ultramagnetic MC’s Introduction to the Funk Lyrics

Funk Your Head Up Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Introduction to the Funk
  • 2 Intro
  • 3 MC Champion
  • 4 Go 4 Yourz
  • 5 Blast From the Past
  • 6 Funk Radio
  • 7 Message From the Boss
  • 8 Pluckin’ Cards
  • 9 Intermission
  • 10 Stop Jockin’ Me
  • 11 Dolly and the Rat Trap
  • 12 The Old School
  • 13 Bust the Facts
  • 14 Murder and Homicide
  • 15 You Ain’t Real
  • 16 Make It Happen
  • 17 I Like Your Style
  • 18 Bi-Lingual Teaching
  • 19 Poppa Large
  • 20 Moe Love on the 1 and 2
  • 21 Porno Star
  • 22 The P.M.R.C. ID
  • 23 Chorus Line, Part 2

    Am not a good mc, but am good at rhyming
    Every word has a special timing
    Put notes down and the underlining
    Bare gunshots i started firing
    At ur mum ,she started crying
    U can't mc so stop trying

    Look at all dem scars on ur skin
    U dont wanna get dashed in the bin
    Get left with a bruised up chin
    If u clash me i will win

    I can put a garantee
    That if u beef me
    It'll be world war 3
    I got a whole army
    Waitin by the tree
    They got ur house key
    They got it for free
    Cause am truly
    The only

    Dont say no threats
    I'll make u clean creps
    On ur own doorsteps
    Am talkin to the skets
    With no big decks
    Making bare fake cheques
    Making bare fake bets
    In ma casino
    I wear machino
    At ur party
    I wear versachy

    I had plastic surgery
    I looked like mercury
    Covered ma face with burbery
    Started working at siansbury

    Listen to this song
    Am skiny but strong
    Dont get me wrong
    Beef will be long
    How about we clashed
    Ur girl got lashed
    Ur face got smashed
    Ur house got trashed
    Ur mum got dashed
    Ur money got stashed
    And ur car got mashed

    Ur mum is a cow
    She was like pow
    Shes getting lashed now
    I dont know how
    Am like wow

    Dont bring ur crew for a war
    They'll end up all getting bor
    I can bet u a shiny score
    Lets beef at da one pound store
    Fuk the beef les go hardcore
    I'll draw for da bedroom door
    Or draw for the ugly claw
    For sure

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