TISM If You're Creative, Get Stuffed LyricsHis friend's a plumber,
They're both getting cancer
And you can get fucked.
He works like a nigger
For a moderate figure -
We're not underprivilidged,
But you can get fucked.
If you're creative, get stuffed
Their work involves toil;
They dig in the soil
And sweat on their foreheads:
You can get fucked.
My dad's better than your dad;
I'm better than you;
Your dad does something in advertising
And you'll be a gigolo too.
If you're an adman, artist, poet or actor;
Student, tutor , writer, chiropractor;
If you design clothing
Or make your living from posing;
If you paint pictures
Or run a boutique for bitches;
If you deal in antiques
Or anything chic;
If your career involves feeling
Instead of hauling and kneeling,
There's the end of the matter -
You can get stuffed.
Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance Track Listing
1 I'm Interested in Apathy
2 Saturday Night Palsy
3 The Mystery of the Artist Explained
4 If You're Creative, Get Stuffed
5 40 Years - Then Death
6 Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'Don't Walk'
7 The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
8 Choose Bad Smack
9 The Fosters Car Park Boogie
10 Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite a Jovial Fellow
11 I Drive a Truck
12 Defecate on My Face
13 Kill Americans
15 The Penis Is Mightier Than the Sword
16 Slave to the Economist
17 I Shit Me
18 Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
19 Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
20 The Ballad of the Semitic Nazi
21 And the Ass Said to the Angel: Wanna Play Kick to Kick?
22 The Mordialloc Rd. Duplicator
23 Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge
24 Ezra Pound-Axe King
25 Johnny to B. or Not to B. Goode
26 Morrison Hostel