The Bacon Brothers I'm So Glad I'm Not Married Lyrics

Can't Complain Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Paris
  • 2 Grace
  • 3 Don't Leave the Love Lamp on for Me
  • 4 Mother Fear
  • 5 Sooner or Later
  • 6 Heart Half Full
  • 7 Can't Complain
  • 8 Light the Way
  • 9 Baby Steps
  • 10 I'm So Glad I'm Not Married
  • 11 Summer of Love (Woodstock '99)
  • 12 She Is the Heart
  • 13 Bus

  • "We want this to become the 'You're So Vain' of the millennium." KB

    There's a line around the block, and it stretches a mile
    They're gonna pay good money to see your dazzlin' smile
    You got a come-hither look in your babydoll eyes
    And you got the kind of body make a man tell lies
    And when you're standing next to me, you do the little things you do

    I say, I'm so glad I'm not married, so glad I'm not married
    I'm so glad I'm not married, to you

    You're the center of attention everywhere you go
    Sittin' on the boys' laps puttin' on a show
    You get your clothes and your shoes and your drugs for free
    And God knows you've got a lot more money than me
    When you're bendin' over just to give us all a better view

    I say, I'm so glad I'm not married, so glad I'm not married
    I'm so glad I'm not married, to you

    You introduce me to your guy and you say your love is true
    Well he's a better man than I, 'cause he's got to live with you
    In the movie of your life, he is just an extra in it
    But baby, if you were my wife
    To have and hold, the truth be told
    I couldn't take it for a New York minute

    Now you're crying 'cause the paper printed something rude
    You say you never, ever, ever, ever touched that dude
    Well, it's the National Enquirer it can't be true
    But I'm not so sure they got it wrong about you
    You're feeling kind of tragic and your eyes get misty-blue (boo-hoo!)

    I say, I'm so glad I'm not married, so glad I'm not married
    I'm so glad I'm not married, to you


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