“Weird Al” Yankovic I'll Sue Ya Lyrics

Straight Outta Lynwood Track Listing
DualDisc (CD side) 1
  • 1 White & Nerdy
  • 2 Pancreas
  • 3 Canadian Idiot
  • 4 I’ll Sue Ya
  • 5 Polkarama!
  • 6 Virus Alert
  • 7 Confessions, Part III
  • 8 Weasel Stomping Day
  • 9 Close but No Cigar
  • 10 Do I Creep You Out
  • 11 Trapped in the Drive-Thru
  • 12 Don’t Download This Song
    DualDisc (DVD-Video side) 2
  • 1 White & Nerdy
  • 2 Pancreas
  • 3 Canadian Idiot
  • 4 I’ll Sue Ya
  • 5 Polkarama!
  • 6 Virus Alert
  • 7 Confessions, Part III
  • 8 Weasel Stomping Day
  • 9 Close but No Cigar
  • 10 Do I Creep You Out
  • 11 Trapped in the Drive-Thru
  • 12 Don’t Download This Song
  • 13 White & Nerdy (5.1 mix)
  • 14 Pancreas (5.1 mix)
  • 15 Canadian Idiot (5.1 mix)
  • 16 I’ll Sue Ya (5.1 mix)
  • 17 Polkarama! (5.1 mix)
  • 18 Virus Alert (5.1 mix)
  • 19 Confessions, Part III (5.1 mix)
  • 20 Weasel Stomping Day (5.1 mix)
  • 21 Close but No Cigar (5.1 mix)
  • 22 Do I Creep You Out (5.1 mix)
  • 23 Trapped in the Drive-Thru (5.1 mix)
  • 24 Don’t Download This Song (5.1 mix)
  • 25 White & Nerdy
  • 26 Pancreas
  • 27 Canadian Idiot
  • 28 I’ll Sue Ya
  • 29 Polkarama!
  • 30 Virus Alert
  • 31 Confessions, Part III
  • 32 Weasel Stomping Day
  • 33 Close but No Cigar
  • 34 Do I Creep You Out
  • 35 Trapped in the Drive-Thru
  • 36 Don’t Download This Song
  • 38 I’ll Sue Ya
  • 39 Virus Alert
  • 40 Close but No Cigar
  • 41 Pancreas
  • 42 Weasel Stomping Day
  • 43 Behind-the-Scenes Featurette on the Making of Straight Outta Lynwood
  • I sued Taco Bell!
    Cause I ate half a million chalupas and I got fat
    I sued Panasonic!
    They never said not to use their microwave to dry off my cat
    I sued Earthlink!
    Because I called them up and they had the nerve to put me on hold
    I sued Starbucks!
    Cause I spilt a Frappuccino in my lap and brrr, it was cold!
    I sued Toys 'R' Us
    Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball and nearly choked to death
    I sued Petco
    Cause I ate a bag of Kitty Litter and now I got bad breath!
    I sued Coca Cola
    Yo, cause I put my finger in a bottle and it got stuck!
    I'll Sue Delta Airlines
    Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it SUCKED!

    YEAH!
    If you stand me up on a date?
    If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late?
    I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue!
    Sue, sue, that's what I'm gonna do
    I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue!
    Sue, sue, I might even sue you!
    Yeah!

    I'll Sue Duracell!
    They never told me not to shove that AA right up my nose!
    I'll Sue Home Depot!
    Because they sold me a hammer that they knew I might drop on my toes!
    I'll Sue DELL Computers!
    Because I took a bath with my laptop, now it doesnt work!
    I'll Sue Fruit of the Loom!
    Because when I wear their Tighty-Whiteys on my head, I look like a Jerk!
    I'll Sue Verizon!
    Because I get all depressed anytime my cell phone is roaming!
    I'll Sue Colorado!
    Because y'know I think it looks a little too much like Wyoming!
    I'll Sue Neman Marcus!
    Because they put up their Christmas decorations way out of season!
    I'll Sue Ben Afleck!
    .......awww do i even need a reason?

    UGH!
    If I sprain my ankle while im robbin' your place
    If I hurt my knuckles when I punch you in the face
    I'M GONNA SUE! SUE! YES I'M GONNA SUE!
    SUE! SUE! THATS WHAT I'M GONNA DO!
    I'M GONNA SUE! SUE! YES I'M GONNA SUE!
    SUE! SUE! I MIGHT EVEN SUE YOU! UGH!

    I'll Sue Ya
    I'll take all of your money
    I'll Sue Ya
    If you even look at me funny
    I'll Sue Ya
    I'll take all of your money
    I'll Sue Ya
    If you even look at me funny
    I'll Sue Ya
    I'll take all of your money
    I'll Sue Ya
    If you even look at me funny
    I'll Sue Ya
    I'll take all of your money
    I'll Sue Ya
    If you even look at me funny
    I'll Sue Ya
    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
    I'll Sue Ya
    WHAT DO YA THINK OF THAT!??
    BOO YA!
    I'LL SUE YA!
    UGH!

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